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Old October 9th, 2006, 12:38 PM   #1
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do ne1 of u fags think u can hang with da evos? my crew n me are gonna bump up to willow springs this week with some american car racing club or some shit n show bitches what time it is. my tuner said to roll up in this pussy ass forum n throw it down. he said that all u punks do is front n u will never show up. snakebit10 even came in here n showed you fags what was up n u girls all backed the fuck up.
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Old October 9th, 2006, 12:44 PM   #2
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Can ne1 translate please? I don't understand what our new young friend is trying to convey here.

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Old October 9th, 2006, 01:03 PM   #3
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Quote"do ne1 of u fags think u can hang with da evos? my crew n me are gonna bump up to willow springs this week with some american car racing club or some shit n show bitches what time it is. my tuner said to roll up in this pussy ass forum n throw it down. he said that all u punks do is front n u will never show up. snakebit10 even came in here n showed you fags what was up n u girls all backed the fuck up."
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fuck...another chicane added to the straight....
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fuck...another chicane added to the straight....
I'm pretty sure the Gray Buffalo will pull you from Nine to One.
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Old October 9th, 2006, 02:04 PM   #6
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do ne1 of u fags think u can hang with da evos? my crew n me are gonna bump up to willow springs this week with some american car racing club or some shit n show bitches what time it is. my tuner said to roll up in this pussy ass forum n throw it down. he said that all u punks do is front n u will never show up. snakebit10 even came in here n showed you fags what was up n u girls all backed the fuck up.

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Old October 9th, 2006, 02:07 PM   #7
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I'm pretty sure the Gray Buffalo will pull you from Nine to One.

Whatever..I've been beat before.

I'm still looking forward to the day off.....
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Old October 9th, 2006, 02:23 PM   #8
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Whatever..I've been beat before.

I'm still looking forward to the day off.....
Ok. I didn't want to ruin your day off and whatnot, but it seems like you posted this not too long ago:

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fuck...another chicane added to the straight....
So to recap:

you: fuck. <some slow car smack>
me: that car will beat you like you owe it money.
you: whatever. <something about having a job>


I guess I got confused there.
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do ne1 of u fags think u can hang with da evos? my crew n me are gonna bump up to willow springs this week with some american car racing club or some shit n show bitches what time it is. my tuner said to roll up in this pussy ass forum n throw it down. he said that all u punks do is front n u will never show up. snakebit10 even came in here n showed you fags what was up n u girls all backed the fuck up.
Be in Bradenton you preteen.
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Old October 9th, 2006, 02:29 PM   #10
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Be in Bradenton you preteen.
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Old October 9th, 2006, 02:41 PM   #11
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I have a stock Viper and I have 50 year old reflexes. If a guy with a tricked out EVO actually shows, so be it. If he is faster than me, who gives fuck. Chances are he won't even show like 99% of the smack talkers do on the internet. I will be there, not at work, doing the best I can. Based on my previous experiences there every EVO at those events has been a chicane....Not smack, FACT!

If he actually shows...good.

Talk is cheap....so's the Devonshire.

See ya there.


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Ok. I didn't want to ruin your day off and whatnot, but it seems like you posted this not too long ago:



So to recap:

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I guess I got confused there.
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Old October 9th, 2006, 02:49 PM   #12
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Carl. I'm going to help you because I am a giver. It takes up a lot of my time, but I feel like all this giving makes up for making many an Internet Tard cry.

Do you know a guy named Ryan that goes to lots and lots of OTR track days? Maybe he might own a primered Z06? Talks a lot of smack to you.

He bought an EVO.

There. Giving is cheap, too. I'm spent.
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Old October 9th, 2006, 02:57 PM   #13
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Ryano bought an EVO?! Well now....it get's more interesting!

That fuckers going DOWN!
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Old October 9th, 2006, 03:28 PM   #14
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yo who the fuck are u yo? my crew rolls real cars that turn left n right dog. u r just some old fuckin man who cant take the beat down in this thread about a little evo bouncing yo ass off a road course. so u come at me with a "travel 3000 miles to race my super blown, turbo 8 liter on a drag strip" dog? thats like some 5'2" dude sportin a thread about how he will kick yo ass MMA sytle and u come back with a "come to a bolwling alley" challenge. you fag.
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that dudes a punk yo
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Old October 9th, 2006, 03:31 PM   #16
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yo who the fuck are u yo? my crew rolls real cars that turn left n right dog. u r just some old fuckin man who cant take the beat down in this thread about a little evo bouncing yo ass off a road course. so u come at me with a "travel 3000 miles to race my super blown, turbo 8 liter on a drag strip" dog? thats like some 5'2" dude sportin a thread about how he will kick yo ass MMA sytle and u come back with a "come to a bolwling alley" challenge. you fag.
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Old October 9th, 2006, 03:32 PM   #17
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yo who the fuck are u yo? my crew rolls real cars that turn left n right dog. u r just some old fuckin man who cant take the beat down in this thread about a little evo bouncing yo ass off a road course. so u come at me with a "travel 3000 miles to race my super blown, turbo 8 liter on a drag strip" dog? thats like some 5'2" dude sportin a thread about how he will kick yo ass MMA sytle and u come back with a "come to a bolwling alley" challenge. you fag.
Old man? Beat down in this thread? These Vipers can't go left and right? How much further from the truth can you be?
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Old October 9th, 2006, 10:55 PM   #19
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Old October 10th, 2006, 02:03 AM   #20
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Evos are slow bro. I wouldn't be surprised if a viper could beat an evo skipping gears....2, 4 6......1, 3, 5.....going with either choice, I think we know what the outcome would be. Who knows, maybe it would make a good race though.
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