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Old October 10th, 2006, 01:51 PM   #41
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I roadrace
I land speed race
I drag race
I street race

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Old October 10th, 2006, 01:58 PM   #42
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I roadrace
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I drag race
I street race

U? None of the above.

u race in drag fag. u got nothin. just more tall tales from a dick with a crotch rocket..
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Old October 10th, 2006, 04:52 PM   #43
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Would you like proof?

Video in the 1/8 mile? Video in the mile? Time slips of 1/8, 1/4, and mile? Bonneville slips? How about pics from VIR?

Didn't think so. Run along now...your car is overweight and underpowered not to mention made by a sub-par japanese company. Mitsubishi? Get the FACK outta here they make TVs bro.

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Old October 10th, 2006, 05:00 PM   #44
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Bonneville. Nice.

An actual conversation from Bonneville.

Driver: WHOA, Doggie! What do I do?!!!

Crew Chief: Dude, just keep your foot planted and point straight until the needle stops.

Driver: Oh. That sucks.

Crew Chief: Yah, it's gay.

Driver: You know, it really doesn't feel like I'm going that fast anymore.

Crew Chief: It's really not much faster than we've gone on the toll road. Just the added benefit of the "track surface" eating the hell out of your car.

Driver: Fuck. I think my right foot has a cramp.

Crew Chief: There's a banana in the glove box.

Driver: How should I stop this thing?

Crew Chief: Pick your right foot up and coast.

Driver: So, technically, I could have done this with a remote control?

Crew Chief: Yes.


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Old October 10th, 2006, 08:20 PM   #45
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Old October 10th, 2006, 10:44 PM   #46
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I'm pretty sure I have a grasp on Bonneville, big guy.
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Old October 11th, 2006, 10:30 AM   #47
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Old October 11th, 2006, 12:33 PM   #48
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Old October 11th, 2006, 01:29 PM   #49
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I'm guilty of feeding the troll...but what can I say...you guys know how it is when someone spits out lies...its just too hard sometimes to not check em.

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Old October 11th, 2006, 01:51 PM   #50
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I'm guilty of feeding the troll...but what can I say...you guys know how it is when someone spits out lies...its just too hard sometimes to not check em.

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Ummm, newb, a little FYI:

It's a fucking joke.

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Old October 12th, 2006, 08:53 AM   #51
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It was not a joke.

RyanEVO showed. We were gonna race and his hommies snuck over and let the air out of my right rear when I wasn't looking. I was way loose in turns 2 and 8.

The next session he had guys running two cars side by side down the whole track ignoring the passing flag. He drove around and shot a video of himself all over my ass. If he posts that just know I'm being held up and I have very low tire pressure.

He actually showed which surprised me. I was afraid he'd shoot me with a gun or something though. He was quite the gang banger.
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Old October 12th, 2006, 09:27 AM   #52
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[quote=boplaw;746459]Ummm, newb, a little FYI:

It's a fucking joke.QUOTE]


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It's a fucking joke.QUOTE]


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Please post again when you understand what the acronym AE stands for here on the Alley.

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Old October 12th, 2006, 11:20 AM   #54
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wasn't a joke...that RyanEvo is a bad mutha.....

I'm afraid to go back.
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Old October 12th, 2006, 06:31 PM   #55
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wasn't a joke...that RyanEvo is a bad mutha.....

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Old October 13th, 2006, 08:23 AM   #56
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Old October 13th, 2006, 05:09 PM   #57
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Carl, how the fuck could you lose to old man Doug Dye at WSIR and BW in Prepared?????? I used to kick his ass regularly
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Old October 13th, 2006, 05:29 PM   #58
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He shouldn't have beat me at Willowsprings but he did. He buys new tires each event. My tires had 8 days on them and was pushing around 9 bad. I couldn't get the car to turn. He followed me to fast time of the weekend.

I then used the same tires at BW. It was the first time I had been there. I flat spotted the right front to the cord. So I put the 335s on the front. Car turned and I beat his Sat time. He went over to Archer and bought the last set of tires and laid down fast time of the event.

I'll be getting new tires for the first VD event in 2007. Hopefully they'll still be good the following month.

It pisses me off to loose to him...but he's got more money than me for sure! He's spent more on his watch than I have for mods.

I'll put "Morg sucks" on the side of my car for sponsership money.

I'm also thinking of bumping down to Superstock since I'm actually barely in prepared. If I buy a roll bar I drop a class.

thanks for reminding me of a sore spot....bastage!
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Old October 14th, 2006, 12:38 PM   #59
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