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Old October 10th, 2006, 08:03 AM   #21
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Evos are slow bro. I wouldn't be surprised if a viper could beat an evo skipping gears....2, 4 6......1, 3, 5.....going with either choice, I think we know what the outcome would be. Who knows, maybe it would make a good race though.
Just out of curiousity, which scenario would you say is faster (2,4,6 or 1,3,5)?
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Old October 10th, 2006, 09:39 AM   #22
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Old man? Beat down in this thread? These Vipers can't go left and right? How much further from the truth can you be?
u challenged my 2.3l evo to run fast n furious yo. n that means u cant turn left or right bitch. any dick with enough cubes can go straight. im guessing thats u fool. i said willow you said 1320. fag. your probably like in your 30s arnt you old man.
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Evos are slow bro. I wouldn't be surprised if a viper could beat an evo skipping gears....2, 4 6......1, 3, 5.....going with either choice, I think we know what the outcome would be. Who knows, maybe it would make a good race though.

u r 1 of those bench race fags i heard about dog. this place is full of them. u aint got shit. all u would see is 1, PSHHHT, 2, PSHHHHT, 3, PSHHHHT, then id turn left n yould push into a ditch yo.
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Old October 10th, 2006, 10:03 AM   #24
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Negative. I have a my Intermediate license with Nesba, I have my A license (broke 200 mph) @ the Maxton Mile, I broke 200 mph @ Bonneville, can run 9s all day spraying or not in the 1/4. 0-120 in 6.3 seconds with a stock motor and stock wheelbase on pump gas.

Your turn...somehow I think YOU are the one who ain't got shit. And I'll be walking by your whopping 2.3 with an incredible 1.2!

Run along now.

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P.S. I would say the 1-3-5 combo would be just brutal, but maybe 2-4-6 to just literally disappear on the horizon. For big HP vipers I'd say 2-4-6?
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Negative. I have a my Intermediate license with Nesba, I have my A license (broke 200 mph) @ the Maxton Mile, I broke 200 mph @ Bonneville, can run 9s all day spraying or not in the 1/4. 0-120 in 6.3 seconds with a stock motor and stock wheelbase on pump gas.

Your turn...somehow I think YOU are the one who ain't got shit. And I'll be walking by your whopping 2.3 with an incredible 1.2!

Run along now.

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they make u fools get a license 2 drive in a straight line yo? what do u have 2 do 2 get that bad ass card? hold a steering wheel strait for 10 seconds for the novice n 60 seconds for the A card? do they make u do a gas pedal test to yo? like stand on one foot for 30 seconds or some lame shit?

bitch ill be rollin around willow handing vipers there asses with the a/c chillin n x-ibit bumpin on the alpine dog. bikes r cool, if your fuckin six.
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Old October 10th, 2006, 11:02 AM   #26
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Hell.....I didn't realize that it was "OUR" Ryan either....especiialy without the word DOUCHE as a trailer.
senile old man.
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Old October 10th, 2006, 11:32 AM   #28
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I don't care who it is; he sounds like a fool.
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they make u fools get a license 2 drive in a straight line yo?

----Yeah. You aren't allowed to go 200 out the break. Not like an Evo really has to worry about that, right?

what do u have 2 do 2 get that bad ass card?

----Head up and find out. Bring something besides an evo though.

hold a steering wheel strait for 10 seconds for the novice n 60 seconds for the A card?

----You are mixing up venues. It takes a little longer than 10 seconds to run the mile.

do they make u do a gas pedal test to yo? like stand on one foot for 30 seconds or some lame shit?

----Yeah, thats exactly what they do! Genius.

bitch ill be rollin around willow handing vipers there asses with the a/c chillin n x-ibit bumpin on the alpine dog.

----You can beat Vipers with your AC on? Liar.

bikes r cool, if your fuckin six.[/quote]

----Evos are cool....wait....no they're not.
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Old October 10th, 2006, 12:31 PM   #30
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yo who the fuck are u yo? my crew rolls real cars that turn left n right dog. u r just some old fuckin man who cant take the beat down in this thread about a little evo bouncing yo ass off a road course. so u come at me with a "travel 3000 miles to race my super blown, turbo 8 liter on a drag strip" dog? thats like some 5'2" dude sportin a thread about how he will kick yo ass MMA sytle and u come back with a "come to a bolwling alley" challenge. you fag.
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----You can beat Vipers with your AC on? Liar.
u cant even afford a car yo, so what do u know about it? im erasing all the home made pron on my video camera now.
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I own a car, a truck and 3 bikes. You just keep striking out.

What else you got, torqueless tommy?

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Old October 10th, 2006, 01:17 PM   #33
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I own a car, a truck and 3 bikes. You just keep striking out.

What else you got, torqueless tommy?
u no what we r missing here? u have a bike yo. 2 wheeled leaning knee dragger. yet u do pussy ass drag racing. what up wit dat? my sister can drive in a strait line yo. u should rcae her.
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Ryanevo is an AE........

and a bad one
u are a big flaming homo fag.......

and a really good one.
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Evos are slow bro. I wouldn't be surprised if a viper could beat an evo skipping gears....2, 4 6......1, 3, 5.....going with either choice, I think we know what the outcome would be. Who knows, maybe it would make a good race though.
Stock for stock a Viper could slap an EVO silly at just about any event but that doesn't mean that they're slow. You DID see the Top Gear where he held off the Lambo right? Most people buy it for the same reason a millionare buys a Lotus Elise.
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shhh...I'm gonna spray a 200 shot coming off turns 6 and 9.
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