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Old March 2nd, 2008, 08:30 PM   #1
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""WTF"" makes viper look like a Mitsu...

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What a piece of shit....
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Old March 2nd, 2008, 08:36 PM   #2
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Hmmm, what else could I buy for $60K
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Old March 2nd, 2008, 08:42 PM   #3
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QUOTED FROM EBAY AD: Of course I wasn't satisfied with that, so I consulted a race car parts shop, and was advised to have a supercharger installed by a guy they recommended who specializes in race cars, but would make mine "streetable" [A.K.A. "pass inspection"]

The particular supercharger he recommended promised a MINIMUM of a 50 percent HP increase, with a MAXIMUM of up to 80 percent increase.

So that puts the car at about 600 HP at the very least, possibly over 700 HP.
and it was never dyno'ed? That's disturbing!
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Old March 2nd, 2008, 08:45 PM   #4
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I dont know whats more disturbing, the car or the owner describing it!
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Old March 2nd, 2008, 08:48 PM   #5
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He says in "NOT" a Ferrari yet look at the back bumper. And just look at that engine bay, looks like under the hood of an off road truck. And thats a common thing among these cars the horrid engine bays.
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Old March 2nd, 2008, 08:51 PM   #6
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I'm still amazed that he thinks he is gonna get $60K for that piece of shit. You could pick up a S/C'd GTS for that kinda coin and not have to pretend to own a sports car.
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Old March 2nd, 2008, 08:52 PM   #7
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That shit is HOT son!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old March 2nd, 2008, 09:41 PM   #8
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That shit is HOT son!!!!!!!!!!!!
Driving up to AutoZone on Saturday night would surely turn some heads
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Old March 2nd, 2008, 10:50 PM   #9
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What an ugly piece of shit
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 03:34 AM   #10
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 06:39 AM   #11
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It screams KIT CAR !!
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 09:21 AM   #12
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Yep...nothing screams class like a body-kitted IROC-Z with a Ferrari badge on the back.
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 10:19 AM   #13
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Kit car.. The guy is right though. I went out and looked at my GTS and it DOES now look like a Mitsu.
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 10:30 AM   #15
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that thing SCREAMS 1986... Would have fit in nice on an episode of Miami Vice...
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