I'm a professional hair boiler and I wrangle crocodiles and milk snakes in my spare time. One of my first jobs was being a rodeo clown and I trimmed cow hooves part-time. When I grow up I want to be a furniture tester.
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Every once in a while I like to go out in the sea and fuck around with the sharks. I have this thing called a "shark rocket", I shoot it at them, and they get really annoyed and come after me. I have this hip move I learned from the dolphins, and I elude them and stab them in the gills like a bottleneck.
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Shark rockets are for pussies. I use a technique called noodling. Typically, hillbillies and rednecks use it to catch catfish but I refined the technique to bring in larger catches. Here I am in action...
Shark rockets are for pussies. I use a technique called noodling. Typically, hillbillies and rednecks use it to catch catfish but I refined the technique to bring in larger catches. Here I am in action...
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