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Old January 4th, 2007, 02:59 PM   #1
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Old January 4th, 2007, 03:05 PM   #2
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Picturesque backdrop? Check.

Pasty white chick wearing a Big Lots outfit w/ tramp stamps? Check.

Looks OK to me.
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Old January 4th, 2007, 06:34 PM   #3
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Looks like she has a nice thumper. Learn something everyday though...as now I know what Big Lot fashions look like
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Old January 4th, 2007, 06:42 PM   #4
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Old January 4th, 2007, 09:40 PM   #5
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Old January 5th, 2007, 01:05 PM   #6
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Was the 70K miles on her or the car? That will determine if I bid or not.
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Old January 5th, 2007, 01:12 PM   #7
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Old January 6th, 2007, 12:25 AM   #8
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Old January 6th, 2007, 12:43 AM   #9
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For some reason this the song just pop into my head!

Ready Boys and Girls?

Casper, the friendly ghost
The friendliest ghost you know!
The grownups might look at him with fright,
But the children all love him so.

He always says hello
And he's really glad to meet ya'
Wherever he may go,
He's kind to every living creature.

Grownups don't understand,
Why children love him the most,
But kids all know that he loves them so,
Casper the friendly ghost!

That was fun! ( I had to research the lyrics but if was oooh so worth it.)
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Old January 6th, 2007, 12:52 AM   #10
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For some reason this the song just pop into my head!

Ready Boys and Girls?

Casper, the friendly ghost
The friendliest ghost you know!
The grownups might look at him with fright,
But the children all love him so.

He always says hello
And he's really glad to meet ya'
Wherever he may go,
He's kind to every living creature.

Grownups don't understand,
Why children love him the most,
But kids all know that he loves them so,
Casper the friendly ghost!

That was fun! ( I had to research the lyrics but if was oooh so worth it.)
I cannot tell you how relieved I am to hear that you had to do some research to get ALL the lyrics. My last name is Casper, and I don't even know all the lyrics!!
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Old January 6th, 2007, 01:09 AM   #11
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Hey Fogetaboutit ! My pleasure.
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Old January 6th, 2007, 01:12 AM   #12
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better yet, here ya go.....Lyrics and Music
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Old January 6th, 2007, 09:23 PM   #13
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That is a busted ass broad.
I thought she was fucking hot.

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Old January 6th, 2007, 10:29 PM   #14
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So that's really not Jessica Simpson?
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Old January 6th, 2007, 11:38 PM   #15
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Hmmm two high milage rides with 30+ years....nhaaa I'm all set.

Ohhh another way on how not to sell a car is to not show that you have a nail in one of your tires.

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Old January 7th, 2007, 01:32 PM   #16
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Keen eye spotting that nail.
At least the rear of the CAR does not have hail damage.
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