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Lotus Elise = car for gays?
March 28th, 2006, 03:58 PM
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Lotus Elise = car for gays?
Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
March 28th, 2006, 04:00 PM
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Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
Selling it didn't help!
March 28th, 2006, 04:00 PM
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Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
You found yourself looking at other dude's package and thinking about them naked?
If thats happening, that has more to do with you liking your shit pushed in and less about what car you drive
March 28th, 2006, 04:03 PM
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I've felt more straight in the Viper lately.... I think I am out of trouble..
... Then again......
March 28th, 2006, 04:13 PM
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I've felt more straight in the Viper lately.... I think I am out of trouble..
... Then again......
Can't you go find find somewhere else to play now?
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March 28th, 2006, 04:20 PM
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Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
You waited too long to sell it. The metamorphosis was completed.
March 28th, 2006, 05:04 PM
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I have a few friends with Elises, and they are both very straight. No, I think you're just a faggot.
March 28th, 2006, 06:03 PM
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Kenny,
did you touch your friends?
March 28th, 2006, 06:08 PM
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Wow, now I have a gay stalker having homoerotic dreams about me.
I know how to make you feel better. It works like this.
1) Go get a gun.
2) Make sure it's loaded.
3) Put it in your mouth.
4) Pull the trigger.
5) If you are still wondering what to do after that, then make sure it's loaded and the safety is off and repeat steps 3 and 4.
March 28th, 2006, 07:51 PM
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Wow, now I have a gay stalker having homoerotic dreams about me.
I know how to make you feel better. It works like this.
1) Go get a gun.
2) Make sure it's loaded.
3) Put it in your mouth.
4) Pull the trigger.
5) If you are still wondering what to do after that, then make sure it's loaded and the safety is off and repeat steps 3 and 4.
Take that man's advice
March 28th, 2006, 09:14 PM
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The faggot who started this thread is the same clone who private messaged me bitching over some neg rep I handed the fudge packing choad. Unless this fucktard is some AE impersonating a foreign San Franciscan Tenderloin resident verson of Radio, he might just win the most irritating clone award. Thats kind of like hitting rock bottom and then digging. Join me and neg rep the queer.
March 28th, 2006, 09:21 PM
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I just can not believe that he would post something like that. I guess he likes seeing red bars.
Rev
March 28th, 2006, 09:40 PM
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Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
I would say you found it easier to sell the car than to stop being gay.
The Elise is a serious track car that you can street if you have to. If you didn't track the living snot out of it while you had it, you are truly gay.
March 30th, 2006, 04:05 PM
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My wife thinks it's a cute car.
March 30th, 2006, 09:07 PM
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Kenny he is not going to fuck up step 3.
March 30th, 2006, 09:26 PM
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Kenny he is not going to fuck up step 3.
sad part is he will probably enjoy it!
March 30th, 2006, 11:44 PM
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Boxter, S2000, and Elise's are all for the limpest of wrists
March 31st, 2006, 03:23 PM
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Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
That's because it made you realise that your driving ability is not very hetero.
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