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Old March 28th, 2006, 03:58 PM   #1
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Lotus Elise = car for gays?

Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
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Old March 28th, 2006, 04:00 PM   #2
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Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
Selling it didn't help!
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Old March 28th, 2006, 04:00 PM   #3
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Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?

You found yourself looking at other dude's package and thinking about them naked? If thats happening, that has more to do with you liking your shit pushed in and less about what car you drive
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Old March 28th, 2006, 04:03 PM   #4
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I've felt more straight in the Viper lately.... I think I am out of trouble..
... Then again......
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Old March 28th, 2006, 04:13 PM   #5
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I've felt more straight in the Viper lately.... I think I am out of trouble..
... Then again......
Can't you go find find somewhere else to play now?

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Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
You waited too long to sell it. The metamorphosis was completed.
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Old March 28th, 2006, 05:04 PM   #7
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I have a few friends with Elises, and they are both very straight. No, I think you're just a faggot.
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Kenny,

did you touch your friends?
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Wow, now I have a gay stalker having homoerotic dreams about me.

I know how to make you feel better. It works like this.

1) Go get a gun.

2) Make sure it's loaded.

3) Put it in your mouth.

4) Pull the trigger.

5) If you are still wondering what to do after that, then make sure it's loaded and the safety is off and repeat steps 3 and 4.
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Wow, now I have a gay stalker having homoerotic dreams about me.

I know how to make you feel better. It works like this.

1) Go get a gun.

2) Make sure it's loaded.

3) Put it in your mouth.

4) Pull the trigger.

5) If you are still wondering what to do after that, then make sure it's loaded and the safety is off and repeat steps 3 and 4.



Take that man's advice


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The faggot who started this thread is the same clone who private messaged me bitching over some neg rep I handed the fudge packing choad. Unless this fucktard is some AE impersonating a foreign San Franciscan Tenderloin resident verson of Radio, he might just win the most irritating clone award. Thats kind of like hitting rock bottom and then digging. Join me and neg rep the queer.
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I just can not believe that he would post something like that. I guess he likes seeing red bars.

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Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
I would say you found it easier to sell the car than to stop being gay.

The Elise is a serious track car that you can street if you have to. If you didn't track the living snot out of it while you had it, you are truly gay.
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Old March 30th, 2006, 04:05 PM   #14
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My wife thinks it's a cute car.
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Kenny he is not going to fuck up step 3.
sad part is he will probably enjoy it!
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Is the Lotus Elise a car for Gays? I owned one for two months, found myself turning gay.. and SOLD it.. opinions?
That's because it made you realise that your driving ability is not very hetero.
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