While I was at the Dodge dealer today...........

Mark O · October 5th, 2005, 07:26 PM

looked to the right just before I was backing out, & a particular Magnum station wagon caught my eye. So I grabbbed my digital camera to snap some pictures for your enjoyment.............

Yup, it truly is one of a kind!!!!

Apparently it was "customized" by the first owner & traded in to this dealership (for something else to be bastardized).

A sales vulture came out & asked me if I was interested in it. I told him that I only wanted to take pictures of it to show my friends how awful the car looked. I later told him that by showing the car as it was, it would most likely devalue the car by about 10 grand and advised them to wheel it into the body shop & ripped off all those decals.

**V10 RCKT** · October 5th, 2005, 07:34 PM

yep...those decals suck

Lucifer · October 5th, 2005, 08:28 PM

Ahhhh....reversed and upside down decals? WTF?!

NOITALL · October 5th, 2005, 09:10 PM

dealerships fucking suck.

Genetic Cesspool · October 5th, 2005, 09:46 PM

Actually, I'm in the market for a Dodge Magnum Hewi.

**KRAZYPSI** · October 5th, 2005, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Genetic Cesspool

Actually, I'm in the market for a Dodge Magnum Hewi.

Sorry dude........it's sold!

Signed,
Krazy JR

**Dohhunter** · October 6th, 2005, 04:36 AM

Hewi, omg, bwhahahahahhahahaha

vipernathan · October 6th, 2005, 08:57 PM

Wheels look great, decals look like shit.

Simms · October 7th, 2005, 11:37 AM

The pimped out wheels don't bother me, but the vinyl graphics are horrible.

malibu65 · October 7th, 2005, 04:01 PM

that is sad, and that fact that the person would have "HEMI" graphics all over the place means that he does not know that the engine is overrated. It barily has the same amount of power as the OLD LS1 that came out in 1997. The magnum does nothing for me, at first it looked cool and edgy, but i see them on the streets and I am

They just don't look good

**kungfool** · October 7th, 2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by malibu65

It barily has the same amount of power as the OLD LS1 that came out in 1997.

Holy Shit... it's not just you're (you are) mouth that has a twitch... "Butt" you're fingers as well????

What'a you charge for that or is it just for pleasure???

I DON'T want your service's... Just trying to figure out a pathetic nithling suck as yourself for a science project.

Fucking homo-core cock-prostitute-chew-toy leech YOU!!!!!!!!

Your mouth needs a ball gag and your fingers some fucking mittens just to protect you... From YOU!!!!!!!!!

IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.viperalley.com/showflat.p.../o/all/fpart/3

Try a tracheotomy for that... I'd sell you the bleed-off valve myself... but I don't play your game.

WAR DIE IN AN AIDS FIRE

**V10 RCKT** · October 7th, 2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by foolie

Just trying to figure out a pathetic nithling suck as yourself for a science project.

WAR DIE IN AN AIDS FIRE

While the science project may give us all some insight as to why he was able to survive past the age of 2 and become the ball-sniffing, reach-around, butt-bandit, pole-smoking, sheep-fucking, cum-dumpster that he now is...

Why waste our time?

Strap a bulls-eye on him and throw him off a plane over Irag...they can have him :thumb:

V10Attack · October 8th, 2005, 05:13 PM

I like the wheels and the overall styling of the car for a wagon. But you're right. Those "fuckin" decals are awful.

[edit]Oops, almost forgot I was on th Alley. Gotta add a "fuck" in there.

needaviper · October 8th, 2005, 06:26 PM

I just figured it out, the car is one of a kind it has IMEH (Immense Monstrous Extra Horspower).The window says thousands in customs? How much do stickers cost now?

**Viper4Christ** · October 8th, 2005, 10:41 PM

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So said needaviper

I just figured it out, the car is one of a kind it has IMEH (Immense Monstrous Extra Horspower).The window says thousands in customs? How much do stickers cost now?

Haven't you read in recent Ricer reports, that adding decals back wards like that actually picks up an extra 25+ RWHP and 30+ RWTQ compared to the relatively low 15 RWHP and 17RWTQ of applying them the right way

Custom Builder · October 9th, 2005, 05:55 AM

What the fuck is a HEWI? Mark, you should have peeled the stickers off and sent them a bill.

Mark O · October 9th, 2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Custom Builder

What the fuck is a HEWI? Mark, you should have peeled the stickers off and sent them a bill.

I had to go over there again on Friday & one sales vulture told me that the car was sold. Of course that means that there are now 2 people in my area with the same bad tastes.

Custom Builder · October 11th, 2005, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mark O

I had to go over there again on Friday & one sales vulture told me that the car was sold. Of course that means that there are now 2 people in my area with the same bad tastes.

Car sales vultures are just like realtors. He thinks it's sold because of all the traffic coming by to laugh at it.

malibu65 · October 13th, 2005, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by V10 RCKT

While the science project may give us all some insight as to why he was able to survive past the age of 2 and become the ball-sniffing, reach-around, butt-bandit, pole-smoking, sheep-fucking, cum-dumpster that he now is...

Why waste our time?

Strap a bulls-eye on him and throw him off a plane over Irag...they can have him :thumb:

actually i do plan on jumping into iraq with the 82nd airborne as a platoon leader.....what do you do with your life? Grow some balls you dickless vagi hole.

**V10 RCKT** · October 13th, 2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by malibu65

actually i do plan on jumping into iraq with the 82nd airborne as a platoon leader.....what do you do with your life? Grow some balls you dickless vagi hole.