Heffner's Unacceptable Customer List...

**Biggest** · October 12th, 2007, 01:27 PM

1) BigsGT

Must be because he is avoiding me like the plague!

**Heffner Performance** · October 12th, 2007, 03:12 PM

What!? Check your voice mail pal! I left you a voice mail on your cell phone and even left you a cell phone number to call me back at. You have to stop avoiding me buddy.

**HighRoller** · October 12th, 2007, 03:14 PM

It would be a lot easier to avoid people if you lived in a missile base.

**Biggest** · October 12th, 2007, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Heffner Performance

What!? Check your voice mail pal! I left you a voice mail on your cell phone and even left you a cell phone number to call me back at. You have to stop avoiding me buddy.

Uh, that was 3 days ago and 3 call backs from me ago too! Thanks for the PM and I'll try that other number.

**Heffner Performance** · October 12th, 2007, 03:42 PM

Well from now on when I don't answer the phone and the recording says to leave a message and I'll call you back,..............leave a mesage and I'll know to call you back.

Any behavior other that listed above is considered unacceptable and may land you on the unacceptable customer list.

**Biggest** · October 12th, 2007, 04:19 PM

Mr. Heffner just called so all my problems are resolved, including the answer to world peace! Go Jason!

v10kingsnake · October 12th, 2007, 04:21 PM

I have a feeling the answer to world peace has something to do with a couple polished hairdryers...

Ripper02 · October 12th, 2007, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by v10kingsnake

I have a feeling the answer to world peace has something to do with a couple polished hairdryers...

That IS the absolute answer to the world's problem's

**PeakCompletions** · October 12th, 2007, 04:34 PM

I agree, that is why I put them on everything

04mystic · October 13th, 2007, 10:12 PM

I dont know about world peace, but it does give you a hard on!

viper spray · October 15th, 2007, 08:20 AM

TT gives you a hard on?

v10kingsnake · October 15th, 2007, 08:35 AM

If this is the case I suspect Socal is calling Heffner right now.
WAR THE LITTLE BLUE PILLS ALWAYS RUN OUT WHEN YOU NEED THEM MOST

**PeakCompletions** · October 15th, 2007, 10:24 AM

According to the great state of Montana, on personalized plates TT stands for titties... and is therefor unacceptable...

now in that case, tt could give you a hard on...

angleiron · October 15th, 2007, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by v10kingsnake

If this is the case I suspect Socal is calling Heffner right now.
WAR THE LITTLE BLUE PILLS ALWAYS RUN OUT WHEN YOU NEED THEM MOST

I thought you wrote that you did not need those little blue pills?

Ripper02 · October 15th, 2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by angleiron

I thought you wrote that you did not need those little blue pills?

Ron is really starting to show his age....

First the need for blue pills....

now memory problems....

poor guy....

v10kingsnake · October 15th, 2007, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by angleiron

I thought you wrote that you did not need those little blue pills?

please refer to the post beneath yours made by my friend Jerry on how to keep up with us Junior. I was speaking AS SOCAL. There's 2 things you can always count of happening in this life, paying taxes and the fact that my wood works at will when needed without any added implementation required

Ripper02 · October 15th, 2007, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by v10kingsnake

please refer to the post beneath yours made by my friend Jerry on how to keep up with us Junior. I was speaking AS SOCAL. There's 2 things you can always count of happening in this life, paying taxes and the fact that my wood works at will when needed without any added implementation required