I am now faced with the monumental decision to either go ahead with building the second addition to the house so that yet-to-be-conceived RockStar Jr. has a place to sleep..........or get divorced, buy the Lamborghini, and pull all kinds of ass. I mean, crazy boy band ass.
Life does not suck.
On one hand, I will be forced to add another addition to our beautiful home (not to mention renovating the kitchen) and have sex with my gorgeous wife on a daily basis, and on the other hand I would be forced to drive the world's sexiest car and have sex with multiple strange women (some obviously at the same time) on a daily basis.
Hmm....that is a tough decision for sure RS.
The Lambo is awesome, but to go that route you would be passing on your soul mate and a great girl.
But, you would have many other really good girls nightly.
Would you want to be spending every night with good girls though, or driving the Lambo?
On the other hand, you have put a lot of blood sweat and tears into the addition, along with the help and support of Kasey. And you do have some great cars already.
Tough decision...tough decision.
I have given this a lot of thought and the best I can come up with is fuck off!
Oh, my serious opinion? Keep Kasey, sell the Vipers, buy the Lambo and if there's anything left over, use that for the addition.
Or, give me rides in the Lambo as barter for helping you with the addition.
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Neg rep for anyone that tries to talk me into the divorce/Lambo route.
All kidding aside, unloading that house is a huge weight off our shoulders, and hopefully addition #2 will be under construction by mid-summer. I'll be contracting this one out, so it shouldn't take the 12+ months that the other one has.
Oh, and Kasey has given me the green light on a Lambo. Once the kitchen and the second addition are done.
ok, enough already with the jokes about my friend getbit. he DOES work hard despite what many of you say or may believe.
just this morning, he had to really work hard to get out of bed! how many people do you know have to push 10,000 thread sheets and blankets off of them only to have to climb down from his diamond encrusted bed? i mean, WHAT would he do if he got one of the diamonds dirty? do you know how hard it is for him to call to the maid who is on the other side of the house? he could strain his vocal chords for crying out loud!
and dont even let me get started on having to walk all the way into the bathroom only to have his "assistant" bathe and dress him! who in the hell put the bathroom so far away?
next thing you know his scooter wont work and then he will be forced to walk all the way to the other side of the house for his espresso! fifteen minutes later, he arrives only to find his butler hasnt made it correctly! i know what fontenot always says "if you want something done right, fire the guy who did it wrong and hire someone new!"
so now he has his coffee errrrr espresso, he got out of bed and has been bathed and dressed and all of that before 2 pm! what more do you want from the guy?
ok, so now he has to get back on his scooter, drive back to the other side of the house, get on his computer and see how his porn bit torrent downloaded...ooops did i say porn? i meant his how to be rich AND look like youre still a good guy video... but wait, there is MORE work to do!
our hero now faces a real life quandary! should he buy the 60" pioneer plasma OR the 62" SRXD sony? godddammit why wont these problems just go away! when will he get a break! WHEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN?
but interrupting our agony is another emergency in fontenotland, he must now decide whether to pave his 35 mile long driveway in gold or platinum. he has to check the commodities markets one last time before pulling the trigger on the platinum pavers! wooooo hooooo! no more granite driveway! now he finally gets to see how the OTHER side lives... you know the ones....not the super wealthy but the super DUPER wealthy!
ahhhhh but life is not all what it appears to be in gettinricher's world, he now faces his biggest test of the day: should he trade in the denali for a G Wagon or an Escalade? this one will take much work and research. he might even HAVE to go test drive them. damn, the guy has it rough.
did i mention the infestation problem? yep, he had to shoot 4 of his gardeners just last week for pissing on the petunias! surprisingly that was one of his easier decisions....
but dont feel sorry for our hero, whenever the weight of the world is on his back and its all just too much, he runs to his garage and jumps in his Ford GT and all the hard work and stress and troubles wash away.... until he realizes he now faces the decision to twin turbo or not...
Neg rep for anyone that tries to talk me into the divorce/Lambo route.
Hey, I was saying to keep Kasey and get a Lambo!
About the green light on the Lambo after the addition is done.....could you perhaps order the Lamborghini now with the intention of it being delivered after the addition is done.
And then "Oops Kasey, seems that damn Lamborghini dealer delivered our car several months too early". Once she sees it, there's no way she will want it sent back.
