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Banned From The Morgue! Part Deux
Old September 8th, 2003, 09:57 PM   #1
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Banned From The Morgue! Part Deux

Will I never learn ... What was it this time? "Blasphemous Claptrap"? Nope that's what they busted Fooley for. "Implied Profanity"? Nahh, that's what they nailed that weak one-termer Smackie for.

My offense was ... THE HORRAH (and I quote) "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: Has his own "sandbox" to play in."

Yes friends. I was banned for a "sandbox" violation. Failure to share my red plastic bucket I guess.

 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 09:59 PM   #2
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I WANT ONE TOO!!! DAMMIT I NEED TO BE A THREE TIME BANEE!!
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 09:59 PM   #3
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Damn that fuckin ViperMad!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:00 PM   #4
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Their sandbox is where all the dead kitten shit resides from the masturbating windbreakers... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:00 PM   #5
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PS. I was banned 4 times, (you dick)
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:01 PM   #6
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are you shitting me that's the reason?

 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:02 PM   #7
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Re: Banned From The Morgue! Part Deux

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PS. I was banned 4 times, (you dick)
Ahhh that don't count. You just rid PMUM's scandalous coattails back then. Let's see you get yourself banned a second time all on your own. C'mon, stop resting on ancient laurels. Nut up and go emit something truly foul. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
 

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Re: Banned From The Morgue! Part Deux

The .morgue is just trying to keep up with this place with the number of bannings, but they're not brave enough to put the bannings up for a vote.
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:04 PM   #9
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I JUST TRIED TO POST AND WAS BANNED TOO!!!! Those little getsapo nazis!!! THREE TIME BANNEE AND FUCKIN PROUD OF IT!!! Cheers my hateful brothers!!
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:04 PM   #10
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Re: Banned From The Morgue! Part Deux

Sounds like it needs a regime change.
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:05 PM   #11
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Better yet... lets see you get one of your "innocent" friends banned for doing nothing!!!:grin:
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:05 PM   #12
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Re: Banned From The Morgue! Part Deux

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are you shitting me that's the reason?

This is honest to God truth. I just tried to go over there and post a response to your Flanders-mobile take and that's the response I got. I cut and pasted it verbatim. Can fucking feature that shit? Nothing changes on the morgue ... it's still the "crack" of wands, the muffled yelps from the dungeon and the bleating inanities of Devil Dog.
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:06 PM   #13
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I got the same damn thing when I tried to announce the bannings!!! THREE TIME BANNEE!!! Like being a three star general. I WEAR IT WITH PRIDE!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/yay.gif[/img]
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:06 PM   #14
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I thought Devil Dog was caught sucking dick for lunch money at a DFW community college. Must have been another Devil Dog.
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:07 PM   #15
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Re: Banned From The Morgue! Part Deux

Now I am not an attorney...what is a three strike policy...Serious must have already been carrying two??? Surley there was a vote...

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:08 PM   #16
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Better yet... lets see you get one of your "innocent" friends banned for doing nothing!!!:grin:
You ROCK! The *proxy* banned! [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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I JUST TRIED TO POST AND WAS BANNED TOO!!!! Those little getsapo nazis!!! THREE TIME BANNEE AND FUCKIN PROUD OF IT!!! Cheers my hateful brothers!!
And you sir ROCK too! The *multi* banned!

The rest of you felons go get with it. If you're not banned by tomorrow morning then you aren't rioting hard enough. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:09 PM   #17
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Re: Banned From The Morgue! Part Deux

Gerald,
The morgue's "RULES" ARE BULLSHIT. They are posted with the mock webcommittee as a SHAM so the sheep can pay their $100 of dues and get nothing.
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:10 PM   #18
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Now I am not an attorney...what is a three strike policy...Serious must have already been carrying two??? Surley there was a vote...

Banning Rules

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Oooooooo Far FUCKIN' OUT!! We got section EIGHTS!! I got no message, did y'all? What am I saying ... of course we don't get emails. We never got emails, not even the first time.
 

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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:10 PM   #19
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Re: Banned From The Morgue! Part Deux

They seem to have too many rules. And if your go thru them, it an safe bet you get a strike for disagreeing with anyone who is on the board. That sucks





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Old September 8th, 2003, 10:11 PM   #20
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