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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:26 PM   #1
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Dean Tries to Treat Me Like A Palestinian

Dean took a few of us out to check out his new Caterpillar D10 today. It's one badass piece of American earth-moving machinery. Here's a picture of me doing my best impression of Hamas:

 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:27 PM   #2
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What - no ViperAlley tshirt? bah

Run 'em over, Dean. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:29 PM   #3
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Re: Dean Tries to Treat Me Like A Palestinian

minus the stains :thumb:

smackie, was that bucket over 7 feet high? It looks huge in this photo...maybe the angle?
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:31 PM   #4
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The man, the myth, the legend....Dean:
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:32 PM   #5
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smackie, was that bucket over 7 feet high? It looks huge in this photo...maybe the angle?
It was about a foot taller than me and I'm 6-2, so I guess it's an easy 7ft.
 

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Re: Dean Tries to Treat Me Like A Palestinian

I would get wood driving that thing... let me run over a few palestinian protestors and I'd be spooging.
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:33 PM   #7
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uhhhh....that is big
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:35 PM   #8
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That's one big ugly motherfucker ...... The bulldozer, not Dean.

Dean- Take his Rolex before you landfill the little human shield.
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:46 PM   #9
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Re: Dean Tries to Treat Me Like A Palestinian

Mean is right ! You could take that MONSTER and just plow stright through an entire neighborhood,one house after another non-stop.Damn that would be fun,right over the tops of old used cars and motorhomes-- CRUNCH TIME !!!

Imagine the sound of it........... oh yea

Urban blight............ I don't think so.


Put some black stripes on that bad boy and Eric would be in love !!
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:51 PM   #10
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Mean is right ! You could take that MONSTER and just plow stright through an entire neighborhood,one house after another non-stop.Damn that would be fun,right over the tops of old used cars and motorhomes-- CRUNCH TIME !!!

Imagine the sound of it........... oh yea

Urban blight............ I don't think so.


Put some black stripes on that bad boy and Eric would be in love !!
I am in love. Jehovah's own terrible Bumblebee of Wrath. Are those Palestinian huts up ahead mister?
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:52 PM   #11
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That would kickass to go pay battlebot a visit.
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 07:55 PM   #12
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Put a Vipperalley sticker on that sucker and build a road course for members only !!!!!!

I'll cut a check.
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 08:00 PM   #13
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Dean- Take his Rolex before you landfill the little human shield.
I was protesting his "gross polluting"...
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Old August 31st, 2003, 08:05 PM   #14
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Re: Dean Tries to Treat Me Like A Palestinian

So, do you need a special license to drive something like that? It is a stick or automatic? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 09:56 PM   #15
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I've got some Griots jackstands for that sucka if you need them.
 

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CAT rawks!!!

My uncle works for CAT and has gotten to drive some of the biggest machines ever made. After I get my M.E. degree, CAT is seriously a company I will be looking into. I would love to be on a team of engineers whose job is to build something that could scare God.
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 11:34 PM   #17
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Hey Smackie, what's OTC???
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 11:37 PM   #18
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Re: Dean Tries to Treat Me Like A Palestinian

Looks like a fun thing to drive. Can't imagine much can stop it.
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 11:56 PM   #19
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Smackie:

Rachel Corrie has turned over in her grave to salute you. Word has it that your view in this picture was similar to the last thing those young liberal eyes ever saw. Hail to the Caterpillar.
 

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Old August 31st, 2003, 11:58 PM   #20
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It pretty well kicks ass - 580 hp (all day long) V12, it weighs about the same as an M1 tank (70 tons) but it's not nearly as fast. Top speed is around 5 mph, but this thing isn't about speed, it's all about putting power to (or into) the ground. The dozer blade IS huge! You could park a full-size Suburban sideways in front of it and the blade would be visible all around it. It is a truly serious piece of engineering.

This is John "I have 2 turbos" Moore at the controls...

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