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Old March 7th, 2008, 10:59 AM   #61
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sort of like i'll show you mine if you show me yours hmmm?
whoa. No. WHOA! Wrong board buddy. Wrong life even. You do know all gays are going to Hell don't you? And you do know they're all demon possessed right? Help me help you. If you're gonna get all gay on us. You can be the go to Black. But surely you're not 'really" gay are you? I just don't feel comfortable conversing with you people. In any way, shape, form, or fashion. But I digress. We're getting off topic. So you're really a Black? Niiiiice! What the hells wrong with you people? If you don't mind me being so blunt. Why are y'all so hateful? Why all the anger? Where's the love homie?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 11:00 AM   #62
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I let a black guy sit in my car once.
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Old March 7th, 2008, 11:02 AM   #63
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whoa. No. WHOA! Wrong board buddy. Wrong life even. You do know all gays are going to Hell don't you? And you do know they're all demon possessed right? Help me help you. If you're gonna get all gay on us. You can be the go to Black. But surely you're not 'really" gay are you? I just don't feel comfortable conversing with you people. In any way, shape, form, or fashion. But I digress. We're getting off topic. So you're really a Black? Niiiiice! What the hells wrong with you people? If you don't mind me being so blunt. Why are y'all so hateful? Why all the anger? Where's the love homie?
yes im a proud black man and yes i am gay. whats the big deal. im sitting here in my office rubbing coco butter on my smooth chocolate brown hands right now. you seem tense. anything i can do for you hmmm?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 11:02 AM   #64
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We're getting off topic here. Maybe Rocko and I should start our own thread. We happen to be the only two here who have never seen a black guy in a Viper. And oddly enough I always wondered what was up with that. Are they hard to steal or something? Wrong race?
I have. Just a couple miles from my house. It had HUGE wheels on it, not lowered, and he was wearing a jersey, baseball cap, and huge sunglasses. He also had a pretty nice sound system that rattled my rear view mirror as I drove behind him.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 11:03 AM   #65
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Question: If a black was seen driving a Viper, what would he be compensating for?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 11:04 AM   #66
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whoa. No. WHOA! Wrong board buddy. Wrong life even. You do know all gays are going to Hell don't you? And you do know they're all demon possessed right? Help me help you. If you're gonna get all gay on us. You can be the go to Black. But surely you're not 'really" gay are you? I just don't feel comfortable conversing with you people. In any way, shape, form, or fashion. But I digress. We're getting off topic. So you're really a Black? Niiiiice! What the hells wrong with you people? If you don't mind me being so blunt. Why are y'all so hateful? Why all the anger? Where's the love homie?
I think King wants in someone's pants. Blatant hair pulling here.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 11:05 AM   #67
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Question: If a black was seen driving a Viper, what would he be compensating for?



The small dick of the white guy he stole the Viper from.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 11:05 AM   #68
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Question: If a black was seen driving a Viper, what would he be compensating for?

His "character"?
 

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His environment.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 11:06 AM   #70
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For the record, I now don't want to be referred to as "white" I want to be known as an German-Irish-English-Cherokee-American or GEICA for short. Please don't confuse me with the insurance company though.
So, you can not get me rates from other insurance companies?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 11:09 AM   #71
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Does driving a Viper in "blackface" count?
 

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Anyone ever see a red headed female Pima indian with a lisp driving a Viper?
 

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Question: If a black was seen driving a Viper, what would he be compensating for?
That's easy. He's not compensating for anything. He's homeless, tired of living on the street, stole the Viper knowing he would go to jail and get 3 hots and a cot.

What do I win Alex?
 

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Anyone ever see a red headed female Pima indian with a lisp driving a Viper?
Leave Carl's mom out of this.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 11:10 AM   #76
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Anyone ever see a red headed female Pima indian with a lisp driving a Viper?

Are those the indians with the tomahawk, or the red dot on their forehead.

If it's the red dot indians, then no, I haven't.
 

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