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Old March 7th, 2008, 10:35 AM   #21
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Old March 7th, 2008, 10:35 AM   #22
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MLK has giving me a reason to hate, not based on the color of skin but on "character".

There are plenty of of folks with a piss poor character.

Now, I honestly don't know based on a post what someone's "race" is but it's easier to tell their "character".

So I suggest that we use the name of a small red harvest mite the burrows under ones skin to describe someone with poor "Character".
Last week when you felt like killing people with a rifle from a tower, was your target list based on race?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 10:36 AM   #23
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We're getting off topic here. Maybe Rocko and I should start our own thread. We happen to be the only two here who have never seen a black guy in a Viper. And oddly enough I always wondered what was up with that. Are they hard to steal or something? Wrong race?
Do you have the rear view mirror delete or what?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 10:36 AM   #24
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In socal a Black won't drive a Viper 'cause some Mexican gang banger will car jack it from him.
 

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Perhaps it's hard to do the "console lean" when driving a Viper.
I'm also not sure where you'd put a subwoofer enclosure the size of a clothes dryer.
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In socal a Black won't drive a Viper 'cause some Mexican gang banger will car jack it from him.
I had a car stolen by four Hispanics less than a week ago. It was the soul searching based on this recent experience that caused me to reflect on my true inner feelings.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 10:40 AM   #27
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In socal a Black won't drive a Viper 'cause some Mexican gang banger will car jack it from him.
But...don't Blacks and browns get along? Rival gangs? And shouldn't we be calling them African Americans? I just don't feel as PC calling them Blacks. So long as no Blacks that are here get offended. We'll call them Blacks. If anyone complains? We call them African Americans. Fair? I'm not a racist. I'm a giver.

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Last week when you felt like killing people with a rifle from a tower, was your target list based on race?
no...not really. Size was more like it. Bigger target makes an easier hit with my eyesite and shaky old hands.

If it were a race thing I don't think I'd shoot. I'd go for something different and sensational. Shooting leaves doubt and debate on the subjectivity. Wrapping up pipe bombs in watermellon or car bombs at the bus stop near Home Depot narrows down the reason.
 

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no...not really. Size was more like it. Bigger target makes an easier hit with my eyesite and shaky old hands.

If it were a race thing I don't think I'd shoot. I'd go for something different and sensational. Shooting leaves doubt and debate on the subjectivity. Wrapping up pipe bombs in watermellon or car bombs at the bus stop near Home Depot narrows down the reason.
All of your methodology would target a specific race if you think about it. Think about it.
 

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EVERYONE is a racist whether they say they are or aren't. You cannot help it. I could give you some good exsamples if you'd like.
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EVERYONE is a racist whether they say they are or aren't. You cannot help it. I could give you some good exsamples if you'd like.
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But...don't Blacks and browns get along? Rival gangs? And shouldn't we be calling them African Americans? I just don't feel as PC calling them Blacks. So long as no Blacks that are here get offended. We'll call them Blacks. If anyone complains? We call the African Americans. Fair? I'm not a racist. I'm a giver.
im black i drive a viper and im gay. i will also be voting democrat in the election. for hillary that is go girl!
 

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Perhaps it's hard to do the "console lean" when driving a Viper.
I'm also not sure where you'd put a subwoofer enclosure the size of a clothes dryer.
S.
I think they would lean from a different angle if they lucked up and found themselves in a Viper. Whereas one would normally see a Black driver literally in the back seat whilst' driving; in a Viper I think they would lean from left to right. So the driver would kinda be in the passenger seat. Maybe this is why we've never seen a Black in a Viper? We're looking in the wrong seat?
 

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im black i drive a viper and im gay. i will also be voting democrat in the election. for hillary that is go girl!
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im black i drive a viper and im gay. i will also be voting democrat in the election. for hillary that is go girl!
Your gayness is environmental too. Stay away from the cocks and you will be cured.
 

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I think they would lean from a different angle if they lucked up and found themselves in a Viper. Whereas one would normally see a Black driver literally in the back seat whilst' driving; in a Viper I think they would lean from left to right. So the driver would kinda be in the passenger seat. Maybe this is why we've never seen a Black in a Viper? We're looking in the wrong seat?
Yeah...but the console in a Viper is so large it's kinda' hard to get...ahem...all up in there.
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