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Old March 7th, 2008, 07:00 PM   #241
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Turbosam, black people joke about black people. Humor is humor.

True, but alot of black people don't take kindly to white people joking about black people. Not everyone has a sense of humor.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 07:14 PM   #242
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No shit, me either! NoMan you done good! This thread is EPIC. Good job everyone!
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 08:01 PM   #243
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KingGTS, I have two important questions:

First, you say that no black man drives a Viper. But I have seen a black man who drove a Viper once-although it was in Houston. This was in 2001 or so. The black man had a Viper with a loud radio, and it was parked. While the black man was parked, John Hennessey came over and beat up another white man, nearly knocking the other white man on top of the black man's hood (no pun intended). Do you think that the mere presence of the black man is what caused this unprecedented white-on-white violence?

2. Tucker is black, isn't he?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 08:03 PM   #244
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The guy who started the "thread later known as Shamu" on the morg is black.

Which leads to linking this because it's funny.

http://www.viperalley.com/forum/best...vs-ctbarb.html
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 08:04 PM   #245
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What do they call an African American in Hawaii?
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Old March 7th, 2008, 08:05 PM   #246
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No need to get ugly fella'. We're just tryin to have some innocent fun here. And you bust out with the insults.

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Old March 7th, 2008, 08:17 PM   #247
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Environmental racist that is. I have come to conclude that what makes people ignorant assholes is 90% a result of the environment in which they were raised and live, and less than 2% having to do with genetics. The genetic component is thereby irrelevant.

I think people get confused when a particular race is heavily exposed to a poor environment either by their own doing or sometimes just a cruel twist of fate. Others then incorrectly attribute the negative behavior and traits to something genetic, which it clearly is not.

I would like to argue this point with any true racists out there who could do so in a civil discourse.
So where does owning a Viper fit into this equation? What if you used to own a Viper but don't anymore? What if you spend all your time hanging out on a forum for Vipers when you don't own one?

Because I know a lot of ignorant assholes that own Vipers or have owned Vipers. Just asking.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 08:23 PM   #248
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So where does owning a Viper fit into this equation? What if you used to own a Viper but don't anymore? What if you spend all your time hanging out on a forum for Vipers when you don't own one?

Because I know a lot of ignorant assholes that own Vipers or have owned Vipers. Just asking.

Go back to the LS1 forum troll!

... And why is Obama considered a black man? Isn't he half white? Why is a zebra considered a black man instead of a white man? Could it be because in 2008 a black man is more elect-able?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 08:30 PM   #249
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Go back to the LS1 forum troll!

... And why is Obama considered a black man? Isn't he half white? Why is a zebra considered a black man instead of a white man? Could it be because in 2008 a black man is more elect-able?
Because his pimp hand is strong...........

 

Old March 7th, 2008, 09:03 PM   #250
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I seen him dancing with Ellen Degeneres on TV, he could easily be considered white.

BTW, I don't watch Ellen, I was at a customers house waiting for them to pay me and it was on TV.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 09:10 PM   #251
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I seen him dancing with Ellen Degeneres on TV, he could easily be considered white.

BTW, I don't watch Ellen, I was at a customers house waiting for them to pay me and it was on TV.
we had a great time too
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 09:31 PM   #252
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KingGTS, I have two important questions:

First, you say that no black man drives a Viper. But I have seen a black man who drove a Viper once-although it was in Houston. This was in 2001 or so. The black man had a Viper with a loud radio, and it was parked. While the black man was parked, John Hennessey came over and beat up another white man, nearly knocking the other white man on top of the black man's hood (no pun intended). Do you think that the mere presence of the black man is what caused this unprecedented white-on-white violence?

2. Tucker is black, isn't he?
Tucker is white, but I am pretty sure he isn't aware of that yet.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 09:46 PM   #253
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I seen him dancing with Ellen Degeneres on TV, he could easily be considered white.

BTW, I don't watch Ellen, I was at a customers house waiting for them to pay me and it was on TV.
Ellen comes on before Oprah.

The circle of Alley racism is now complete.
 

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Common now...the whole big dick thing is worn out


There a lot of people with big dicks, they just don't feel the need to flaunt it

I sure don't.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 11:34 PM   #255
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I sure don't.
Have one or flaunt it?
 

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Anyone ever see a Chinaman driving a Viper?
I once saw a Viper driving by where all I could see was a pair of hands up on the steering wheel. Am I wrong to think that it was a Chinaman?
 

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Touche.
 

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I once saw a Viper driving by where all I could see was a pair of hands up on the steering wheel. Am I wrong to think that it was a Chinaman?
He could have been Philippino.
 

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Tucker is white, .
Bullshit. White men aren't named Tucker.