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Old March 7th, 2008, 05:26 PM   #221
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So does this mean we now have a real black "go to" guy on The Alley?

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No. He's probably faking. No way a black guy actually owns a Viper. And the odds of a black guy owning a Viper and actually being computer literate enough to find this site? And you have your answer.

I say he's an AE.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 05:29 PM   #222
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Since everyone here is admitting that they are racist, I'll admit that I'm black and I drive a Viper.

No, I don't have 20" rims. No, I'm not a dentist. No, I don't wear a wide-brimmed hat. No, I don't date fat white women. No, I don't live in Houston. I've never owned a Cadillac. I don't do the console lean when I drive my Viper (would be hard to do with a 6 speed manual, anyway). I didn't hold a gun to anyone's head to get my Viper. I have been to Canada several times. I don't have a sound system that rattles mirrors. I don't have an afro. However, I do have a big dick.

I think I've covered all of the stereotypes I've read here...

I love cars and will always have a Viper in my garage...maybe even 2 someday...

I doubt that most of you are really racist. I probably laugh at stereotypes just as much as you do, so whatever...

Since I've "outted" myself, now you all can say you know someone "black" who drives a Viper.
So you say you are black.

I know this one black guy...George...from Pa........ maybe you know him?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 05:36 PM   #223
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Old March 7th, 2008, 05:51 PM   #224
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What do they call an African American in Hawaii?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 05:53 PM   #225
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I say he's an AE.
Albino Ethiopians are still considered black so I guess you owe him an apology.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 06:00 PM   #226
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Time for King GTS to come clean. Is, or is this not, a picture of you in your Viper?

 

Old March 7th, 2008, 06:06 PM   #227
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What do they call an African American in Hawaii?
"Not a haole" ... LOL.

Hawaii is a very different beast. Racism there is not seen the same as racism here; it's prevalent yet humorous verbal observations made on a regular basis that stems from being a long-standing environment rich in cultures (and subsequent stereotypes) from dozens of races. People cheerfully make fun of each other on a fairly equal basis with the exception of haoles ... Caucasians get the worst rap of all.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 06:08 PM   #228
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What do they call an African American in Hawaii?
I give up, what???
 

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I give up, what???
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Shit! someone call Walt.
Dude changed my wheels!!!
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 06:14 PM   #231
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Time for King GTS to come clean. Is, or is this not, a picture of you in your Viper?

 

Old March 7th, 2008, 06:18 PM   #232
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Turbosam, black people joke about black people. Humor is humor.

Jerome, I've been looking for my old friend George. He owns a dry cleaners and lives in a deluxe apartment in the sky... Tell him I said hello.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 06:22 PM   #233
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OK, King confirmed the picture is his via PM and included one of him and Smokin in his new Coupe. Could you guys at least smile next time? Thanks.

 

Old March 7th, 2008, 06:23 PM   #234
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Turbosam, black people joke about black people. Humor is humor.

Jerome, I've been looking for my old friend George. He owns a dry cleaners and lives in a deluxe apartment in the sky... Tell him I said hello.
You're gonna fit in around here just fine.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 06:26 PM   #235
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Turbosam, black people joke about black people. Humor is humor.

Jerome, I've been looking for my old friend George. He owns a dry cleaners and lives in a deluxe apartment in the sky... Tell him I said hello.
I heard once from a friend of a friend who knew someone who once new a Black. And he said that Blacks were funny. Course I don't know if he was telling the truth or not. He had a penchant for lies on occasion. This thread is kinda like the closest I've come to any real ones. But your post wasn't funny. So does that make you a wigger. Or a real Black?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 06:31 PM   #236
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OK, King confirmed the picture is his via PM and included one of him and Smokin in his new Coupe. Could you guys at least smile next time? Thanks.

funny.jpg
 

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