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Old March 7th, 2008, 02:40 PM   #201
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How about a Jap in a Viper?
Clarify, do you mean a slope or a Jewish American Princess?
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 03:03 PM   #204
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Clarify, do you mean a slope or a Jewish American Princess?
None of the above..
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 03:06 PM   #205
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Yes, now tell me what you think..
Read my first post, as long as you were raised right, you're good with me. I'm German, you ok with that? We used to be allies, remember?
 

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I'm German, you ok with that? We used to be allies, remember?
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Old March 7th, 2008, 03:26 PM   #207
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I used to go to park city utah in the summers before the olympics exposed the place, no joke, no exaggeration, we saw 3 black people the entire summer. And 1 was being arrested for stealing nike's from the factory outlets....
 

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I used to go to park city utah in the summers before the olympics exposed the place, no joke, no exaggeration, we saw 3 black people the entire summer. And 1 was being arrested for stealing nike's from the factory outlets....
He didn't do that because he was black, he did it because he was raised wrong.
 

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Or the lack of Black Superheros.
We have black superheros


Here we have Undercover Brother along with Sista Girl on his right, and Black Mans Cryptonite on his left.

 

Old March 7th, 2008, 03:32 PM   #211
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He didn't do that because he was black, he did it because he was raised wrong.
Yes, but he was raised wrong because his parents were black



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He didn't do that because he was black, he did it because he was raised wrong.
Or he couldn't hitch a ride in somebody's Viper.
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Old March 7th, 2008, 04:40 PM   #214
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Since everyone here is admitting that they are racist, I'll admit that I'm black and I drive a Viper.

No, I don't have 20" rims. No, I'm not a dentist. No, I don't wear a wide-brimmed hat. No, I don't date fat white women. No, I don't live in Houston. I've never owned a Cadillac. I don't do the console lean when I drive my Viper (would be hard to do with a 6 speed manual, anyway). I didn't hold a gun to anyone's head to get my Viper. I have been to Canada several times. I don't have a sound system that rattles mirrors. I don't have an afro. However, I do have a big dick.

I think I've covered all of the stereotypes I've read here...

I love cars and will always have a Viper in my garage...maybe even 2 someday...

I doubt that most of you are really racist. I probably laugh at stereotypes just as much as you do, so whatever...

Since I've "outted" myself, now you all can say you know someone "black" who drives a Viper.
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 04:50 PM   #215
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Since everyone here is admitting that they are racist, I'll admit that I'm black and I drive a Viper.

No, I don't have 20" rims. No, I'm not a dentist. No, I don't wear a wide-brimmed hat. No, I don't date fat white women. No, I don't live in Houston. I've never owned a Cadillac. I don't do the console lean when I drive my Viper (would be hard to do with a 6 speed manual, anyway). I didn't hold a gun to anyone's head to get my Viper. I have been to Canada several times. I don't have a sound system that rattles mirrors. I don't have an afro. However, I do have a big dick.

I think I've covered all of the stereotypes I've read here...

I love cars and will always have a Viper in my garage...maybe even 2 someday...

I doubt that most of you are really racist. I probably laugh at stereotypes just as much as you do, so whatever...

Since I've "outted" myself, now you all can say you know someone "black" who drives a Viper.
That's a great post but you should come clean about that fib you told regarding your dick before Lamond hunts you down and rapes you.
 

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Common now...the whole big dick thing is worn out


There a lot of people with big dicks, they just don't feel the need to flaunt it
 

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We have black superheros


Here we have Undercover Brother along with Sista Girl on his right, and Black Mans Cryptonite on his left.

The part where he does 360's spins in the Caddy and doesn't spill the kool aid was the shit!!
 

Old March 7th, 2008, 05:16 PM   #218
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