Although Ron has not yet landed his ultimate job in law enforcement, he has managed to land an in costume gig selling Barney Beer at the annual Mayberry reunion festival in North Carolina.
And on that note. That's what you get for fucking with The Alley. We'll never know if you were a closet pitcher. Or a closet catcher. Nor do we care. What's important is that you'll always be our bitch for sure.