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Old March 1st, 2007, 08:41 AM   #21
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Awesome post, SE. Sometimes I think I'd like to know how you come up with this shit---how your thought processes work---but then I think that might be scary. Have a good day. We're gonna need mods today.
 

Old March 1st, 2007, 10:45 AM   #22
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Old March 1st, 2007, 10:45 AM   #23
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Sometimes I think I'd like to know how you come up with this shit---how your thought processes work---but then I think that might be scary. Have a good day.
Chattering voices tell me what to say ... and when it's time to kill bums behind the 7/11.
 

Old March 1st, 2007, 10:50 AM   #24
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Old March 1st, 2007, 11:20 AM   #25
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Chattering voices tell me what to say ... and when it's time to kill bums behind the 7/11.
You have 'em too eh?
 

Old March 1st, 2007, 11:27 AM   #26
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Chattering voices tell me what to say ... and when it's time to kill bums behind the 7/11.

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Old March 1st, 2007, 11:34 AM   #27
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Chattering voices tell me what to say ... and when it's time to kill bums behind the 7/11.
I have the same problem, but it is just my lovely wife, Sybil .....she must have ADD cause for some reason she always makes me repeat myself like 13 times???
 

Old March 1st, 2007, 12:05 PM   #28
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If however, you decide to act like an ass and start throwing green beans at the other diners then we're going to get large minimum wage guys from the kitchen to hurl you face first into the handicapped spot out front. You do not then get to come back in and bitch that you'd only had three bites of iceberg lettuce before the late unpleasantness with the green beans and you feel you're owed a pro-rated refund. If you come in here planning on misbehaving then eat fast and get your money's worth outta this place.



Signed - $6/hr Earl in the kitchen with a hairnet and a runny nose.

I still LMAO with the green bean thing, that is totaly me! I still remember from 3rd grade to 6th grade having my own corner of the room so I wasn't a distraction to the rest of the class. I guess not much has changed in in the past 30 years or so.
The only thing is I don't believe there are any guys left in any kitchens throughout the country named Earl.
Even Pauly in the new Rocky movie noted that, LOL!
 

Old March 1st, 2007, 12:08 PM   #29
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Someone needs to sticky this right below the RS Viper Alley for Dummies.

Absolutley dead nuts on, don't ever ignore those chattering voices.

By the way, where is the soft serve ice cream machine in this place?
 

Old March 1st, 2007, 12:44 PM   #30
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Would that technically be faster than bigmikes quarter stack at an obese midget peep show?

Watch it with the midgets. Clark may have you "disappeared" for messing with his chosen people.
 

Old March 1st, 2007, 03:40 PM   #31
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Old March 1st, 2007, 11:07 PM   #32
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I still LMAO with the green bean thing, that is totaly me! I still remember from 3rd grade to 6th grade having my own corner of the room so I wasn't a distraction to the rest of the class. I guess not much has changed in in the past 30 years or so.
The only thing is I don't believe there are any guys left in any kitchens throughout the country named Earl.
Even Pauly in the new Rocky movie noted that, LOL!
Grade three. The happiest three years of your life.

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Old March 2nd, 2007, 01:30 PM   #33
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Great post SE

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Old March 30th, 2007, 08:31 AM   #34
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It is way over due for an alley-wide brawl. Why don't you all meet up and settle this like men. Then be done with it. Or is it that all of you enjoy all the smack talking.
 

Old March 30th, 2007, 09:04 AM   #35
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Wtf?
 

Old March 30th, 2007, 09:08 AM   #36
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Wtf?
If you are saying "WTF?" in reference to my post, then here is an explanation. Even though I am only half-way serious, I think it would be great for some of the bickering/quarreling members here to have an alley union and settle their disputes, without the keyboard. More than half of this site is about trash talking instead of viper and other car-related topics. It would be a great show.
 

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If you are saying "WTF?" in reference to my post, then here is an explanation. Even though I am only half-way serious, I think it would be great for some of the bickering/quarreling members here to have an alley union and settle their disputes, without the keyboard. More than half of this site is about trash talking instead of viper and other car-related topics. It would be a great show.
Why don't you get one of these?
 

Old April 10th, 2007, 09:15 PM   #38
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