I have an emergency and am asking a favor

**_Mark_** · June 22nd, 2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan0

shes deep.. like 0.014 fathoms

the pfister company has claimed jurisdiction, but im fighting them over it.. the irish spring dude has taken the captain into custody.

What about Rubber Ducky, is he experiencing heavy swells?

Have you gotten Mr. Bubble involved yet?

ryan0 · June 22nd, 2005, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by _Mark_

What about Rubber Ducky, is he experiencing heavy swells?

Have you gotten Mr. Bubble involved yet?

rubber ducky got confused and is helping the bandit escape bufort t justice.. mr bubble, as any pirate would know.. is a last resort.

WAR ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG!

**KRAZYPSI** · June 22nd, 2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan0

rubber ducky got confused and is helping the bandit escape bufort t justice.. mr bubble, as any pirate would know.. is a last resort.

WAR ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG!

How about AQUA MAN???

WAR IF HE CAN SWIM DON'T THROW HIM A LIFE JACKET!

Genetic Cesspool · June 22nd, 2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Redbeard

Thanks to all that tried to help.

As far as the rest. We will see.

Best meaningless empty threat ever!

If you would have put the 'AARRRRR' before and after it, I would nominate it for the absolute funniest statement ever uttered on the internet.

"As far as the rest....AAARRRRR We will see AARRRRRGGG"

ryan0 · June 22nd, 2005, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Genetic Cesspool

"As far as the rest....AAARRRRR We will see AARRRRRGGG"

avast ye matey.. we will see ya walk the plank.. ARRRRRRGG

he probaly has a diving board over his inflateable pool made of wood with a jolly roger hanging from it

gnosys · June 22nd, 2005, 03:51 PM

This shit is what keeps me comin' back to the alley for more!

**_Mark_** · June 22nd, 2005, 03:52 PM

WAR...

ryan0 · June 22nd, 2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by gnosys

This shit is what keeps me comin' back to the alley for more!

please log on again..

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XS TORQ · June 22nd, 2005, 04:01 PM

Too fucking funny. This and porn is what the Internet was invented for!

Hoist that scurvy dog to the yardarm. You have been charged with buggery on the 'igh seas!

LETHAL GTS · June 22nd, 2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan0

shes deep.. like 0.014 fathoms

the pfister company has claimed jurisdiction, but im fighting them over it.. the irish spring dude has taken the captain into custody.

Funny shit!!

vipergts2000 · June 22nd, 2005, 06:01 PM

I havent laughed on here like this for a while!!!!! Thanks Ryan0 and Craig!!!!

NOITALL · June 22nd, 2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Redbeard

Thanks to all that tried to help.

As far as the rest. We will see.

What the fuck are you going to do??? :redbeard:

**V10 RCKT** · June 22nd, 2005, 06:22 PM

Where's the Tidy Bowl Man when you need him? He could clean up this mess...

Vanishing Point · June 22nd, 2005, 07:33 PM

YYYEEERGGGHHH! Cabin Boy! Help me straighten the mizzenmast, brace the mainmast, and raise me yardarm. Trim the jib and unfurl the spinnaker. Let's swab the poopdeck, open the porthole, and prepare to pipe the captain on board! ARRRGGGHHHH!

**V10 RCKT** · June 22nd, 2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Aiken

YYYEEERGGGHHH! Cabin Boy! Help me straighten the mizzenmast, brace the mainmast, and raise me yardarm. Trim the jib and unfurl the spinnaker. Let's swab the poopdeck, open the porthole, and prepare to pipe the captain on board! ARRRGGGHHHH!

Too fucking funny...just like MHQC I just read that and voiced it with a pirate accent

Maybe I need to take some of CrazyCollinsville's meds :redbeard:

**Biggest** · June 23rd, 2005, 02:57 AM

Maybe because it's 4am and I'm delerious (regardless of time) I literally have tears streaming down my face!

Fucken' A funny! ARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!

**Snake Bitten** · June 23rd, 2005, 06:33 AM

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**Smokin** · June 23rd, 2005, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Redbeard

Craig, I asked for help. Something you can't understand, and never will. I pray some day you never lose something you treasure.

This is not a smack issue, but a request. I would have thought you would have been at least quiet or try to help. But as usual, any post I do, you harass. I'm glad I annoy you so much, I hope to be the thorn in your side for the rest of your days here. The more I piss you off, the better I feel. I intend to be as much as a harrassment to you as you are to me.

:redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard: Youre not a thorn in side or a thorn in anyone else's side, ......rather with your seemingly endless supply of Mother Theresa gone Pirate posts, you give us infinite opportunity to be a thorns in your side. :redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard: :redbeard:

**Whitebeard** · June 23rd, 2005, 07:44 AM

And a welcoming fuck you to.