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Re: I have an emergency and am asking a favor
Old June 22nd, 2005, 11:26 AM   #21
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Old June 22nd, 2005, 11:27 AM   #22
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Re: I have an emergency and am asking a favor

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I expected both Craig and Rayn to act as kids. I hope they never lose their homes, so they feel what it is like.
eat me yellow beard.. i got you the right map first.. and i dont even have a patch on my eye..

and yes.. i hope i never live on a boat either.

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 11:27 AM   #23
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Forget it, The boat broke at sea , all possibly lost.

I'm trying the state department now.

No other data available.

Thanks to those who tried.
 

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 11:29 AM   #24
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Can't you use some of your pull to get the marines on this??? Navy Seals?? You are a judge and bank $2K a day afterall :redbeard:
 

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 11:36 AM   #25
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Re: I have an emergency and am asking a favor

Craig, I asked for help. Something you can't understand, and never will. I pray some day you never lose something you treasure.

This is not a smack issue, but a request. I would have thought you would have been at least quiet or try to help. But as usual, any post I do, you harass. I'm glad I annoy you so much, I hope to be the thorn in your side for the rest of your days here. The more I piss you off, the better I feel. I intend to be as much as a harrassment to you as you are to me.
 

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 11:39 AM   #26
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You must not be familiar with the definition of pissed off

Go play pirate somewhere else :redbeard:
 

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 11:41 AM   #27
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I intend to be as much as a harrassment to you as you are to me.

Time to bump the smack meter up to "High". lol
 

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 11:42 AM   #28
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I pray some day you never lose something you treasure.

I'm sorry, but with all the Pirate innuendos I really thought you'd avoid sentences like this. I mean, this sentence could be placed in any scene in "Hook," "Pirates of the Caribbean," "Treasure island," etc. ARRRR Me prays ye nevar loses something ye treasures ARRR I'm dyin' here.

Seriously Redbeard, do you just wake up and ask yourself, "How can I set myself up today?"
 

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 11:52 AM   #29
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I pray some day you never lose something you treasure.

Not going to happen for me.

I tattooed the map to my treasure on my kids head and RyanO just reminded me how to find it!

That RyanO is helping everyone today!
 

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 11:53 AM   #30
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Re: I have an emergency and am asking a favor

What's rediculous is if you're sitting on the Internet posting to VA, you could have just looked it up yourself. And aside from that, you already knew where the boat was (Belize, supposedly) so why ask us with lat/long values that weren't even remotely close to correct.

I'm not one to dogpile, but this whole thread was rediculous from the get-go and probably deserved worse than it got.

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 12:05 PM   #31
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I heard the boat washed ashore the occupants are waiting for a rescue.
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Old June 22nd, 2005, 12:16 PM   #32
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Old June 22nd, 2005, 12:54 PM   #33
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Re: I have an emergency and am asking a favor

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No, ocean off of belize I was told


There is an American resident who has been stuck on the reef for three days. The country of Belize refuses to help him, and the country of Mexico will, but Belize refuses to allow entry.

Currently he has little batt power for radio, she is currently getting 5 to ten foot waves.

Belize reported that he was pulled off the reef last night, but last report from a local (dated 10 am today)
says it is still stuck fast and the owner, his wife and two kids are still on board.

I am trying to see if the boat is still there, and we have a congressman trying to put pressure. I realize this is not a boating board, but we have helped others in the past.


I'm sure that I'll get shit from Craig as usual, but fuck it. I don't care.

I am about to head down to Belize to remove a large wreck from the reef. Seriously.
 

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 01:14 PM   #34
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Just another one of Redbeard's "Look how important I am" threads.

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 01:27 PM   #35
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Old June 22nd, 2005, 01:43 PM   #36
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I HAVE AN EMERGENCY TOO!! I can't find my sons Pirate Elmo toy! I think it may be at the bottom of the bathtub but the bubbles have cut visibility down to 0!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! The coordinates are 35 degrees north and 119 degrees west!

AAARRGGGHHHHH!

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Old June 22nd, 2005, 02:04 PM   #37
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can you help with this?.. went down in eddies tub



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Old June 22nd, 2005, 02:19 PM   #38
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Thanks to all that tried to help.

As far as the rest. We will see.
 

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can you help with this?.. went down in eddies tub



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