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Old February 28th, 2005, 11:05 AM   #1
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To all the Nerds and Dorks here....

Im tired of your shit. Im tired of your fuckin jackassery. Enough is enough. There is a threshold of nerdiness that someone can absorb through their eyeballs every day and you fuckers consistently exceed that limit. You fuckers go from zero to nerd as soon as you log in and start typing your posts that make my bowels feel like emerging through my mouth. Just how the fuck do you idiots roll out of bed on a daily basis and still have that will to live? Shit, if reading the material you think is "postworthy" here is any indicator of your real world social skills, then you might as well "call it the day" and shove good-ol .45 inside that mouth that you shouldnt be using anyways and PULL THE FUCKIN TRIGGER. Just what the fuck is up with consistently posting idiotic trivia from the news like we give a shit? Then when someone bitches about your obvious failure in social accpetance, you decide to start crying a river and preach the gospel of love like a bunch of peace loving nerds from a hippi commune. Just what are you thinking when you post farm animals with bling bling pre-pubescent rugrats on a Viper Site? Either (A) youre not thinking or (B) you think its ok. My guess is that most of you were writhing in your seats screaming "OH OH OH" "B! B! B!" like eager beaver grade school dorks. Well, personally I dont give a shit whether its "A" or "B", please make an effort to keep your fuckin mouths shut and your digits away from the keybaord.

WAR ID RATHER READ NOTHING THAN READ THE SHIT YOU TYPE!!!
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 11:15 AM   #2
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And he stickies it.
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 11:35 AM   #3
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take the farm shit elsewhere. I don't give a fuck.
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 11:43 AM   #4
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Re: To all the Nerds and Dorks here....

Smokin? I'd consider Prozac right about now. Or lay off the Getbit type coffees.

The term 'high strung' doesn't come close.
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 11:45 AM   #5
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Re: To all the Nerds and Dorks here....

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Smokin? I'd consider Prozac right about now. Or lay off the Getbit type coffees.

The term 'high strung' doesn't come close.
The term "irrelevant" comes to mind
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 12:10 PM   #6
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Smokin? I'd consider Prozac right about now. Or lay off the Getbit type coffees.

The term 'high strung' doesn't come close.
Reference the part where I said:

"start crying a river and preach the gospel of love like a bunch of peace loving nerds from a hippi commune."

AND RETHINK YOUR FUCKIN POST!
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 12:19 PM   #7
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Including Alley Trolls??
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 12:27 PM   #8
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I just wish people would stop changing their fucking screen names! Drives me nuts!
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 01:14 PM   #9
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Old February 28th, 2005, 01:15 PM   #10
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Im tired of your shit. Im tired of your fuckin jackassery. Enough is enough. There is a threshold of nerdiness that someone can absorb through their eyeballs every day and you fuckers consistently exceed that limit. You fuckers go from zero to nerd as soon as you log in and start typing your posts that make my bowels feel like emerging through my mouth. Just how the fuck do you idiots roll out of bed on a daily basis and still have that will to live? Shit, if reading the material you think is "postworthy" here is any indicator of your real world social skills, then you might as well "call it the day" and shove good-ol .45 inside that mouth that you shouldnt be using anyways and PULL THE FUCKIN TRIGGER. Just what the fuck is up with consistently posting idiotic trivia from the news like we give a shit? Then when someone bitches about your obvious failure in social accpetance, you decide to start crying a river and preach the gospel of love like a bunch of peace loving nerds from a hippi commune. Just what are you thinking when you post farm animals with bling bling pre-pubescent rugrats on a Viper Site? Either (A) youre not thinking or (B) you think its ok. My guess is that most of you were writhing in your seats screaming "OH OH OH" "B! B! B!" like eager beaver grade school dorks. Well, personally I dont give a shit whether its "A" or "B", please make an effort to keep your fuckin mouths shut and your digits away from the keybaord.

WAR ID RATHER READ NOTHING THAN READ THE SHIT YOU TYPE!!!



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Old February 28th, 2005, 01:20 PM   #11
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All the good content went out long ago and I've just come to accept that AG will now be filled with Hog Shows and useless photochops of shit I don't care about.
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 01:21 PM   #12
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I just wish people would stop changing their fucking screen names! Drives me nuts!

And their avatars!!!!
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 01:38 PM   #13
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BigCarrot's avatar is fucking hilarious!!!
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 01:43 PM   #14
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All the good content went out long ago and I've just come to accept that AG will now be filled with Hog Shows and useless photochops of shit I don't care about.
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 02:03 PM   #15
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I just wish people would stop changing their fucking screen names! Drives me nuts!
I'm with you on that - the MarkO - YoTony thing is a funny exception, but otherwise, keep it the same!
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 02:05 PM   #16
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Doesn't even deserve a response
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 02:06 PM   #17
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So says the Ayatollah of Nerdiness.
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 02:09 PM   #18
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Doesn't even deserve a response
No dude, you're fucking lame.
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 02:12 PM   #19
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So says the Ayatollah of Nerdiness.
Can anyone even remember one of Denny's almost 3000 posts? No, not one was funny or interesting. They consisted of bragging about himself or sheep. Now that's lame buddy...
 

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Old February 28th, 2005, 02:17 PM   #20
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Can anyone even remember one of Denny's a