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Old March 1st, 2005, 11:49 AM   #61
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..... and pitch TLC a new daytime program "Trading shitholes"


HOLY SHIT THATS WAS FUNNY!!!!!
 

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Old March 1st, 2005, 11:51 AM   #62
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Thanks Trey! Damn that is just SO correct! Smoke will be Smoke...and frankly, with all the sterile posting in here lately it's GREAT to see some animosity and the Alley spirit it invariably generates. Yeah, Smoke is a bad boy for sticking this up, but really who gives a fawk! There are plenty of suggested acts that are thrown our way as an "abuse of mod power"...but this sure AIN'T one of them.

As for you Denny, upon your return from your first class flight to inspect the deal of the century, can you PLEASE get a grip on your ego posting? Seriously, there is little that irritates me more than unwarranted, unsolicited screams of ego! This is reminiscent of that MALIBUEXEC fawkstick that couldn't find the caps release despite several thousand posted directions. When will you notice that you are the only one on this entire site that invariably and apparently uncontrollably MUST post some suggestion of personal net worth in every single post! For the last time, many of us can buy and sell you ten times over. For "us", your not so subliminal cries for attention and self importance are sadly pathetic. Seriously, it does not serve ANY positive purpose but rather, and sadly, it makes you look terribly needy. For those that have not, it only serves to anger them (I would imagine) and makes you look like a pompous, arrogant, classless ass (if not a simple outright lying braggart).

Do yourself a sincere favor and back the cries of inadequacy down a notch. It is as unbecoming as it is revealing.
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PBG could host it and have her kids crawl all over the place and then post pics in the romper room forum. ORIGINAL LEBARON could show up and leak gas everywhere while the car sits and idles while burning oil all over the place. Calamity will ensue and ratings will skyrocket.
 

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Old March 1st, 2005, 01:16 PM   #64
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Snap Craig, good stuff!
 

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Old March 1st, 2005, 01:32 PM   #65
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PBG could host it and have her kids crawl all over the place and then post pics in the romper room forum. ORIGINAL LEBARON could show up and leak gas everywhere while the car sits and idles while burning oil all over the place. Calamity will ensue and ratings will skyrocket.
Craig, I was seriously pondering not bothering a post for lack of interest, but what the hell.

I believe the only thing I posted was that the post you made was out of line, which I don't believe was disputed. If you had kids you might understand A)her reasoning for posting pics of her daughter and B)why that riled a few. Family is a very important thing and when someone makes a comment like that about ones child it tends to hit home.

I really couldn't care less about the sparring we have done about our parents and siblings, but if you came down on my son I would probably get pissed also. I have to guess MP had the same thought as he yanked the post.

If you read my posts I have no problem, not that it matters, with anyone burning down someone else in e-space. You and I have both gone back and forth about a few things so I think you can see I understand that this shit is all fake just like professional wrestling.

You flame people for your reasons and I respond for my reasons. I never claimed to be the master of smack or insult.

By the way the Le baron, leaks nothing, fuel, oil or otherwise, hows about your fine ride? The only reason my car has ever come up was at the behest of someone else, what do you drive and who paid for it?

That's not the point though is it, you fancy yourself a smack artist of the highest degree and aspire to one day fill the shoes of Smokin', and that's fine. Just realize that your efforts to that end are tantamount to a mouse trying to grow tits, pretty much useless.
 

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Old March 1st, 2005, 01:38 PM   #66
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now that was funny!!!!
 

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now that was funny!!!!
What the fuck is this? Are you trying to grab hold of Denny's Septor has Grand-Poo-Bah of Nerddom? We've already established you as an unwanted dork around here. I would have thought that you would want to disappear. Instead you continue to sit around relentlessly and feign for the lowest common denominator around here like its some sort of trophy. Whereas most would treat such a title as a sack of diarrhetic feces, you carry it around proudly continuing to draw attention to your enormous jackassery by posting irritating shit repeatedly. Why the fuck are you repeadly the fuckin master of clicking on smilies? You think that has any level of skill that an chimpanzee cant do? Shit You dont even need a fuckin opposable thumb to do that trick. Get a fuckin clue, its irritating. Idiot.
 

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Old March 1st, 2005, 01:55 PM   #68
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Craig, I was seriously pondering not bothering a post for lack of interest, but what the hell.

I believe the only thing I posted was that the post you made was out of line, which I don't believe was disputed. If you had kids you might understand A)her reasoning for posting pics of her daughter and B)why that riled a few. Family is a very important thing and when someone makes a comment like that about ones child it tends to hit home.

I really couldn't care less about the sparring we have done about our parents and siblings, but if you came down on my son I would probably get pissed also. I have to guess MP had the same thought as he yanked the post.

If you read my posts I have no problem, not that it matters, with anyone burning down someone else in e-space. You and I have both gone back and forth about a few things so I think you can see I understand that this shit is all fake just like professional wrestling.

You flame people for your reasons and I respond for my reasons. I never claimed to be the master of smack or insult.

By the way the Le baron, leaks nothing, fuel, oil or otherwise, hows about your fine ride? The only reason my car has ever come up was at the behest of someone else, what do you drive and who paid for it?

That's not the point though is it, you fancy yourself a smack artist of the highest degree and aspire to one day fill the shoes of Smokin', and that's fine. Just realize that your efforts to that end are tantamount to a mouse trying to grow tits, pretty much useless.

My point is, posting stupid pics of you at the country jamboree is grounds for me to make fun, I don't care what the fuck the pics are of, I observe the content and then go from there. You can't handle that, don't post them. You don't see me posting pics of my family gatherings or any shit like that in the main AG forum because it doesn't belong here, had they been posted in another forum I wouldn't have said shit all.
If I had kids I wouldn't be posting pics of them in the main forum, I have this really neat ability to use common sense and discretion.

I'm really proud your lebaron is in excellent running condition, I am beyond envious, I dunno how I will face the world now.


I drive a turbo daytona, I paid for it, you drive a lebaron and various other chrysler shitboxes, how old are you? I'm 22.

I'm not trying to be smokin, I just happen to share the same affinity for beating down on the coalition of the idiots that seem to be running rampant this board.
 

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Old March 1st, 2005, 01:57 PM   #69
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now that was funny!!!!
What's even funnier is this "coathanger mod" that you appear to be utilizing on your car. Too bad your mother didn't use it to fish you out after the first trimester.

 

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My point is, posting stupid pics of you at the country jamboree is grounds for me to make fun, I don't care what the fuck the pics are of, I observe the content and then go from there. You can't handle that, don't post them. You don't see me posting pics of my family gatherings or any shit like that in the main AG forum because it doesn't belong here, had they been posted in another forum I wouldn't have said shit all.
If I had kids I wouldn't be posting pics of them in the main forum, I have this really neat ability to use common sense and discretion.
Never said she shouldn't be held responsible for her actions, just the comment you made was over the top.


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I drive a turbo daytona, I paid for it, you drive a lebaron and various other chrysler shitboxes, how old are you? I'm 22.
When I was 24 I was driving a 1991 Shelby Daytona and a 1991 Suzuki Katana, bought and paid for by myself. Oh, by the way, that was in 1991. I have never had a car given to me, not even by my parents, whom I purchased my first car from.
 

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What's even funnier is this "coathanger mod" that you appear to be utilizing on your car. Too bad your mother didn't use it to fish you out after the first trimester.


I don't normally nut swing.......but that is some funny shit.
 

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I don't normally nut swing.......but that is some funny shit.
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do you all live "real" lives?????


Too funny
 

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What's even funnier is this "coathanger mod" that you appear to be utilizing on your car. Too bad your mother didn't use it to fish you out after the first trimester.

at least I HAVE a viper, shitstain!!!!
And I can take apart and paint "REAL" cars.

you sell fucking Volvas, fuck right off
 

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at least I HAVE a viper, shitstain!!!!
And I can take apart and paint "REAL" cars.

you sell fucking Volvas, fuck right off
You have a filthy gen 1 with a coathanger mod, that's not much to brag about.
 

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at least I HAVE a viper, shitstain!!!!
And I can take apart and paint "REAL" cars.

you sell fucking Volvas, fuck right off
Volvas?

A new Russian brand?

 

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don't have to brag,,, asswipe