Now that the Varsity team has graduated to go on to better things--like flunking out of junior college--we need to pick the new Varsity team. The following positions are currently open:
It is unclear whether Rockstar will be returning this year, based on his score in his Advanced Chemistry final. We are reserving his spot, based on the expected answer.
Please indicate which position you wish to fill, and the reason why you feel yourself qualified.
Please indicate which position you wish to fill, and the reason why you feel yourself qualified.
hrmmm.. well.. i could try out for 'nohs' but i'm not a jew..
i could be 'serious' but 1) im not serious about this, 2) i dont persue 'net-love' thinking i could find my one and only out of a pool of 4 bazillion AOL users, and 3) i prefer to hang in AG instead of the lounge.
'smokin'?.. 1) too tall.. 2) not enough 'buy net-chick plane ticket' cash laying around.. 3) failed out of such a crappy college, that smokin wouldnt even wipe his butt on the diploma.. 4) hate square toed shoes.
could i be 'kid'?.. probably not.. not as good at holding grudges and keeping marks straight.. i prefer to spread the love
i could try and take a 'windbag' seat but my ADHD prevents me from creating posts consisting of more than 5 complete sentances.
i could be 'wahine' but i lack the rack..
for lobsters spot.. a computer with photoshop is required.
as for the position of 'smackie'?.. i heard they retired the number.. besides.. i dont have as much free time to spend with night vision goggles scoping out the compound.
i could be 'serious' but 1) im not serious about this, 2) i dont persue 'net-love' thinking i could find my one and only out of a pool of 4 bazillion AOL users, and 3) i prefer to hang in AG instead of the lounge.
i could be 'wahine' but i lack the rack..
Oh bite a pillow, smarmyboy. Eric and I weren't pursuing anything but a good troll when we found each other. Just works that way sometimes. One of our first tasks as a live-in couple is going to be hunting you down at 'Seca and laying a beating on you. We work so well in tandem.
You may not have the rack, but I hear you have a soft voice. Give it a shot!
Oh bite a pillow, smarmyboy. Eric and I weren't pursuing anything but a good troll when we found each other. Just works that way sometimes. One of our first tasks as a live-in couple is going to be hunting you down at 'Seca and laying a beating on you. We work so well in tandem.
You may not have the rack, but I hear you have a soft voice. Give it a shot!
will you ever find your way out of the great state of texas?.. will your new republik views allow you to physically be in the same part of the state as all the hippie, tree hugging, gay marrying, folk in marin county?.. they'll pick you right out of the line up with your new 10 gallon youre getting for xmas.
anyway. im sure your threat level is way down at green since moving in with the rest of the 'necks.. last i heard harvard has calculated a 20% drop in IQ points as soon as you take up permanent residence in TX.. oh sorry.. as soon as you 'stake your claim', 'circle the wagons', 'build a homestead'.
besides.. i hear soserious keeps you on a short leash anyway.
Oh bite a pillow, smarmyboy. Eric and I weren't pursuing anything but a good troll when we found each other. Just works that way sometimes. One of our first tasks as a live-in couple is going to be hunting you down at 'Seca and laying a beating on you. We work so well in tandem.
You may not have the rack, but I hear you have a soft voice. Give it a shot!
will you ever find your way out of the great state of texas?.. will your new republik views allow you to physically be in the same part of the state as all the hippie, tree hugging, gay marrying, folk in marin county?.. they'll pick you right out of the line up with your new 10 gallon youre getting for xmas.
anyway. im sure your threat level is way down at green since moving in with the rest of the 'necks.. last i heard harvard has calculated a 20% drop in IQ points as soon as you take up permanent residence in TX.. oh sorry.. as soon as you 'stake your claim', 'circle the wagons', 'build a homestead'.
besides.. i hear soserious keeps you on a short leash anyway.
vette traitor..
Sorry it took me so long to respond, but I had to go find my Deputy Dog To English Translation Guide.
Eric's coming to Cali to keep me on a short leash out here, Gomer. And we're twice as obnoxious together and in person as we are on the board, trust me. I'm sure we'll smell you at the track before too long. We're brushing up on our tardese now so we can actually talk to you without relying on lewd gestures alone.
PS: Still have my Vette. I'd track it if not for it being a girly automatic.
Oh bite a pillow, smarmyboy. Eric and I weren't pursuing anything but a good troll when we found each other. Just works that way sometimes. One of our first tasks as a live-in couple is going to be hunting you down at 'Seca and laying a beating on you. We work so well in tandem.
You may not have the rack, but I hear you have a soft voice. Give it a shot!
will you ever find your way out of the great state of texas?.. will your new republik views allow you to physically be in the same part of the state as all the hippie, tree hugging, gay marrying, folk in marin county?.. they'll pick you right out of the line up with your new 10 gallon youre getting for xmas.
anyway. im sure your threat level is way down at green since moving in with the rest of the 'necks.. last i heard harvard has calculated a 20% drop in IQ points as soon as you take up permanent residence in TX.. oh sorry.. as soon as you 'stake your claim', 'circle the wagons', 'build a homestead'.
besides.. i hear soserious keeps you on a short leash anyway.
vette traitor..
Sorry it took me so long to respond, but I had to go find my Deputy Dog To English Translation Guide.
Eric's coming to Cali to keep me on a short leash out here, Gomer. And we're twice as obnoxious together and in person as we are on the board, trust me. I'm sure we'll smell you at the track before too long. We're brushing up on our tardese now so we can actually talk to you without relying on lewd gestures alone.
PS: Still have my Vette. I'd track it if not for it being a girly automatic.
Oh bite a pillow, smarmyboy. Eric and I weren't pursuing anything but a good troll when we found each other. Just works that way sometimes. One of our first tasks as a live-in couple is going to be hunting you down at 'Seca and laying a beating on you. We work so well in tandem.
You may not have the rack, but I hear you have a soft voice. Give it a shot!
will you ever find your way out of the great state of texas?.. will your new republik views allow you to physically be in the same part of the state as all the hippie, tree hugging, gay marrying, folk in marin county?.. they'll pick you right out of the line up with your new 10 gallon youre getting for xmas.
anyway. im sure your threat level is way down at green since moving in with the rest of the 'necks.. last i heard harvard has calculated a 20% drop in IQ points as soon as you take up permanent residence in TX.. oh sorry.. as soon as you 'stake your claim', 'circle the wagons', 'build a homestead'.
besides.. i hear soserious keeps you on a short leash anyway.
vette traitor..
Sorry it took me so long to respond, but I had to go find my Deputy Dog To English Translation Guide.
Eric's coming to Cali to keep me on a short leash out here, Gomer. And we're twice as obnoxious together and in person as we are on the board, trust me. I'm sure we'll smell you at the track before too long. We're brushing up on our tardese now so we can actually talk to you without relying on lewd gestures alone.
PS: Still have my Vette. I'd track it if not for it being a girly automatic.
Sorry it took me so long to respond, but I had to go find my Deputy Dog To English Translation Guide.
you got that backwards.. my engrish needs to be translated into your <insert 'neck accent here>
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Originally Posted by WickedWahine
Eric's coming to Cali to keep me on a short leash out here, Gomer. And we're twice as obnoxious together and in person as we are on the board, trust me.
so does that mean once every month you'll show up and be twice as 'lovey dovey'.. or will the vomit factor be the same, just twice as often?
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Originally Posted by WickedWahine
We're brushing up on our tardese now so we can actually talk to you without relying on lewd gestures alone.
:fist:
Look, although it's true that us 'Waiians are considered the 'brown trash of the Pacific', we don't speak 'neck, we speak pidgin. It's far easier to understand than your posts are to read all the same.
We're so loveydovey you'll notice we never post together here anymore. As rude as some people here have been to us, nobody deserves that much shmoopy. But we could probably make an exception and even post more pepperoni nipple pics if you're jonesin' that much, toots.
