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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:11 PM   #101
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..... and a bunch of other idiots unwittingly insulting themselves.
 

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:12 PM   #102
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..... and a bunch of other idiots unwittingly insulting themselves.
Only a fool insults himself!!!!!!!!!!

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:14 PM   #103
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..... and a bunch of other idiots unwittingly insulting themselves.
heh.. i just imagine viper sitting up on his star wars sheets, on his twin bed at night, and :doh:.. "Thats what they meant!.. I cant believe i said that!"
 

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:14 PM   #104
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No. If I wanted a slogan for this place, it would be more along the lines of "A few exceptionally gifted guys insulting idiots".
would you like me to insult you to test it out?
Are you telling me that Im exceptionally gifted, or are you telling me youre an idiot. Why dont you retract that last statement and join me in showing the masses the extent of their stupidity?
 

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:20 PM   #105
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Why dont you retract that last statement and join me in showing the masses the extent of their stupidity?
didnt darth vader say that same thing to luke?

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:21 PM   #106
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You're always trying to control me, Eric!

*cries*
What makes you say that? Was it my request for veal parmigiana or the handcuffs on the headboard? We could do Chinese instead and just beat the ever lovin' shit outta Smokin'. I'm flexible ... I could forego Italian.
 

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:24 PM   #107
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You're always trying to control me, Eric!

*cries*
What makes you say that? Was it my request for veal parmigiana or the handcuffs on the headboard? We could do Chinese instead and just beat the ever lovin' shit outta Smokin'. I'm flexible ... I could forego Italian.
i dont know which is a worse vision.. se chained to some facny victorian bed or smokin in a leather zip mask being flogged by the foofy couple.

WAR GOING TO WASH MY EYES OUT WITH SOAP!
 

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:24 PM   #108
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I'm flexible ...
Yeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss!

Sorry the store was out of veal cutlets, but I got scallops instead. They're practically the same thing!
 

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:24 PM   #109
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Being an expert on homosexual hookups on the Alley, right? Or is soliciting a blumpkin just a "down low" thing?

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I wonder if they left the throttle on or if the bears could actually control the speed?
I'm not saying the bears could actually start the motors or even knew the first thing about mini bikes. But they sure looked cool riding aroud in that circle.

I hope this doesn't huant me in my dreams.


I bet they didn't have throttle control.
 

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:26 PM   #111
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i dont know which is a worse vision.. se chained to some facny victorian bed or smokin in a leather zip mask being flogged by the foofy couple.
I think se chained to a fancy victorian bed while being flogged by smokin in a leather zip mask is a much, much worse vision.
 

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:26 PM   #112
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You're always trying to control me, Eric!

*cries*
What makes you say that? Was it my request for veal parmigiana or the handcuffs on the headboard? We could do Chinese instead and just beat the ever lovin' shit outta Smokin'. I'm flexible ... I could forego Italian.
How can you beat the "ever lovin' shit" out of me, when I dont have any love to extract? You've been swimking in your own mush-bucket vomit so long that its marinated your noggin and fucked with your common sense.

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:27 PM   #113
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I wonder if they left the throttle on or if the bears could actually control the speed?
I'm not saying the bears could actually start the motors or even knew the first thing about mini bikes. But they sure looked cool riding aroud in that circle.

I hope this doesn't huant me in my dreams.


I bet they didn't have throttle control.
It was throttle control all along, my little cherub. Sleep well tonight.
 

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:29 PM   #114
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I think se chained to a fancy victorian bed while being flogged by smokin in a leather zip mask is a much, much worse vision.

dear god.. saying something as offensive and disturbing as that HAS to be a violation of alley by-laws.

WAR ILL TAKE RACIST SMACK OVER THAT!
 

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WAR ILL TAKE RACIST SMACK OVER THAT!
Ummmm.... this thread smells like kim chee?
 

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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:32 PM   #116
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WAR ILL TAKE RACIST SMACK OVER THAT!
Ummmm.... this thread smells like kim chee?
since when?.. i thought it smelt like burning pork and bbq since you guys showed up.

shit.. now im hungry
 

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They had to be going a certain speed for the gyroscopic effect to take place.

I bet getting one of them going was tough. Proabably had to put the bear on back, kick it in gear, get him rolling, then hop off. Can you imagine once you get the first bear rolling you immediately have four more before the first one gets away. Must have been tough work.


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Old December 15th, 2004, 03:33 PM   #118
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still pissed that they enacted the beastiality laws in your county huh?
 

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i thought it smelt like burning pork and bbq
It's your pleather jacket.