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Varsity Team Assignments
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Re: Varsity Team Assignments
December 15th, 2004, 12:05 PM
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Eric's love for my tailpipes can't possible match Viper's love for Ryan0.
It's the kind of love that dare not speak... except Viper speaks in great length, and quite predictably.
You guys do know this is exactly how Eric and I started out, yes?
ew ew ew.. so youre saying that this is all gay geek flitring?.. guess im not hip on dorkosexual mating rituals.. how could i have missed it?
i take it all back.. you win viper.. youre geekier.. youre dorkier.. please stop IMing me.. and point your love somewhere else.
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December 15th, 2004, 12:07 PM
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Wait - isn't Viper a chick?
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December 15th, 2004, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedWahine
Eric's love for my tailpipes can't possible match Viper's love for Ryan0.
It's the kind of love that dare not speak... except Viper speaks in great length, and quite predictably.
You guys do know this is exactly how Eric and I started out, yes?
You had me at
"You make my hoo-hoo tingle." and I'd never even seen your tailpipes by then. Once I did ... YEEEOOOOOWWW! Eat your hearts out, wankers!
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December 15th, 2004, 12:08 PM
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Wait - isn't Viper a chick?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????????????????? :shocked:
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December 15th, 2004, 12:09 PM
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Wait - isn't Viper a chick?
EW EW EW.. now im REALLY confused.. im going to take a shower with comet and a sponge.
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December 15th, 2004, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by SeriousEric
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Originally Posted by WickedWahine
Eric's love for my tailpipes can't possible match Viper's love for Ryan0.
It's the kind of love that dare not speak... except Viper speaks in great length, and quite predictably.
You guys do know this is exactly how Eric and I started out, yes?
You had me at
"You make my hoo-hoo tingle." and I'd never even seen your tailpipes by then. Once I did ... YEEEOOOOOWWW! Eat your hearts out, wankers!
Brother.......... I miss you here man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 15th, 2004, 12:10 PM
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Wait - isn't Viper a chick?
EW EW EW.. now im REALLY confused.. im going to take a shower with comet and a sponge.
Runnin train with comet, blitzen and SpongeBob? You don't get to use "EW EW EW" any-fucking-more. That's ours!
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December 15th, 2004, 12:12 PM
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Now that Eric and I are posting in this thread together, watch it explode into six pages of humorous and insulting family takes and frathouse revelry by the likes the Alley only sees when... we post!
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December 15th, 2004, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedWahine
Wait - isn't Viper a chick?
EW EW EW.. now im REALLY confused.. im going to take a shower with comet and a sponge.
Runnin train with comet, blitzen and SpongeBob? You don't get to use "EW EW EW" any-fucking-more. That's ours!
[img]/images/graemlins/clap.gif[/img]
haha.. knew that was coming.. i was going to use AJAX but didnt know how common it was as a cleanser anymore..
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December 15th, 2004, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedWahine
Eric's love for my tailpipes can't possible match Viper's love for Ryan0.
It's the kind of love that dare not speak... except Viper speaks in great length, and quite predictably.
You guys do know this is exactly how Eric and I started out, yes?
ew ew ew.. so youre saying that this is all gay geek flitring?.. guess im not hip on dorkosexual mating rituals.. how could i have missed it?
i take it all back.. you win viper.. youre geekier.. youre dorkier.. please stop IMing me.. and point your love somewhere else.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW YUCK!!!! No no, really it's all YOURS. The entire kingdorkdom, please take it!!!
And all those IM's from you ryan0 saying how much cared for me weren't scarcastic!?!! EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
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December 15th, 2004, 12:14 PM
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Shoulda used Babo.
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December 15th, 2004, 12:15 PM
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Re: Varsity Team Assignments
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Originally Posted by Viper
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Originally Posted by ryan0
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Originally Posted by WickedWahine
Eric's love for my tailpipes can't possible match Viper's love for Ryan0.
It's the kind of love that dare not speak... except Viper speaks in great length, and quite predictably.
You guys do know this is exactly how Eric and I started out, yes?
ew ew ew.. so youre saying that this is all gay geek flitring?.. guess im not hip on dorkosexual mating rituals.. how could i have missed it?
i take it all back.. you win viper.. youre geekier.. youre dorkier.. please stop IMing me.. and point your love somewhere else.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW YUCK!!!! No no, really it's all YOURS. The entire kingdorkdom, please take it!!!
And all those IM's from you ryan0 saying how much cared for me weren't scarcastic!?!! EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Dude... errrrrrrrr..???....... I just wanna know if you're a chick or not??????
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December 15th, 2004, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ryan0
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Originally Posted by WickedWahine
Eric's love for my tailpipes can't possible match Viper's love for Ryan0.
It's the kind of love that dare not speak... except Viper speaks in great length, and quite predictably.
You guys do know this is exactly how Eric and I started out, yes?
ew ew ew.. so youre saying that this is all gay geek flitring?.. guess im not hip on dorkosexual mating rituals.. how could i have missed it?
i take it all back.. you win viper.. youre geekier.. youre dorkier.. please stop IMing me.. and point your love somewhere else.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW YUCK!!!! No no, really it's all YOURS. The entire kingdorkdom, please take it!!!
And all those IM's from you ryan0 saying how much cared for me weren't scarcastic!?!! EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
I think we're seeing a breakthrough here at the Alley today. Viper and Ryan will force the denizens of this board to overlook their homophobic ways and embrace the love that dare not speak it's name.
Re: Varsity Team Assignments
December 15th, 2004, 12:19 PM
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Now that Eric and I are posting in this thread together, watch it explode into six pages of vomit inducing, lovey dovey takes, using words such as 'hoo-hoo', 'tailpipes', 'shmoopy', and 'YEEEOOOOOWWW!' the likes the Alley only sees when... we post!
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December 15th, 2004, 12:19 PM
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Wait - isn't Viper a chick?
OMG, you mean WickedWahine isn't a "guy"?!? j/k.
Yes, I am a guy! Husband, married to my wife 10 years this February. Father of two 6 & 8 year old boys.
Re: Varsity Team Assignments
December 15th, 2004, 12:21 PM
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ew ew ew.. so youre saying that this is all gay geek flitring?.. guess im not hip on dorkosexual mating rituals.. how could i have missed it?
i take it all back.. you win viper.. youre geekier.. youre dorkier.. please stop IMing me.. and point your love somewhere else.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW YUCK!!!! No no, really it's all YOURS. The entire kingdorkdom, please take it!!!
And all those IM's from you ryan0 saying how much cared for me weren't scarcastic!?!! EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
you really are a parrot arent you.. and it seems a gay one at that.