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Old October 25th, 2003, 06:28 PM   #1
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Headed out to get a few stitches. I was at the new crib trimming some shrubs and fucked up. Nothing as bad as Bilberry's deal, but it's very deeeeeeep. Bled like a stuck hog but it's stopped now. Had about a half bottle of vino to hold me over till it's over. Wish me luck... [img]/images/graemlins/freak3.gif[/img]
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Old October 25th, 2003, 06:31 PM   #2
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Between the thumb and index fingers?
I was changing the oil, hit wrench, slid off, hit bumper, to the bone, a few stitches.
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Old October 25th, 2003, 07:08 PM   #3
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The only thing I've seen lately that was more stupid was some guy broke his foot jumping off of the first bleacher row to the walkway at a high school football game...
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Old October 25th, 2003, 07:10 PM   #4
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Old October 25th, 2003, 07:12 PM   #5
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Thats a scratch compared to a friend of mine whose arm was literally hanging on by a few strands of muscle after a wire cut loose in his garage while we were securing his boat.

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Old October 25th, 2003, 07:23 PM   #6
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BFD....try getting your leg ripped off and tossed off a mountain...
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Old October 25th, 2003, 09:13 PM   #7
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The only thing I've seen lately that was more stupid was some guy broke his foot jumping off of the first bleacher row to the walkway at a high school football game...


Easy on the vino as it thins your blood making you bleed more. Wouldn't want the bleeding to start again!
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Old October 25th, 2003, 09:25 PM   #8
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Dayum, Biggs! That's gonna leave a mark! Sucks when you do stuff like that doesn't it? Good luck and go get it fixed. And remember, chicks dig scars.
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Old October 25th, 2003, 09:29 PM   #9
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Fuckin been at the E room for 3 hours, decided to come get something to eat and finish that wine! Need a tetanus shot so I guess I'll head back. Did Florida end up winning? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old October 25th, 2003, 09:35 PM   #10
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2-0, Marlins in lead.
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They're trying to.

I've had a similar cut on my hand. And then once when I was in Saudi Arabia I tried to fillet the chuck of meat off of the palm/thumb area. Now THAT hurt like a mother fucker
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Old October 25th, 2003, 09:50 PM   #12
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3 more outs and they are there. Beckett has been unbelievable.
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Old October 25th, 2003, 10:24 PM   #13
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That'll definitely cut into your masturbation...
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Old October 25th, 2003, 10:26 PM   #14
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Don't feel that bad. I lost a finger and they did micro surgery on it. I snapped it off lifting weights
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Old October 25th, 2003, 10:34 PM   #15
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I had the scope on my .300 Winchester Short Magnum ding my forhead today. It was brutal. Drew blood and everything!

And while I'm at it, who WAS the asshat who got crazy with the dogfood during the I4B? I have now found two more piles. The one in my boot was funny but the one in my ammo can sucked! It was the ammo can that held the ammo for the commie guns. I think that narrows it down some. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

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Old October 25th, 2003, 10:46 PM   #16
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Paul, I wish I was that funny. I don't think it was Eric either. He would have cut up a magazine and left you some sort of note.

You might want to interrogate those fuckers in the other room. They were the ones all hopped up on goofballs and stagediving off the top bunk. Hell, when Moe needed to get away from all of that, he knew our room was the quietest. Either that or he thought I was cute.
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Old October 25th, 2003, 11:24 PM   #17
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The other pile I found was in the closet of your bunkroom. However, the point you make about the other occupants being in a condition less than totally sober makes pretty damned good sense.

But dogfood in an ammo can? [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] I would like to have been a fly on the wall watching that.

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Old October 25th, 2003, 11:33 PM   #18
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Any chance that sumbitch Moe is doing snatch-n-grabs on his food and stashing it? My shepherd does that. She loads up with a mouthful of hard food and then takes it with her.
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Old October 26th, 2003, 01:03 AM   #19
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