christmas shopping

tito · October 24th, 2003, 10:27 PM

Yeah, so i went yesterday , i got all that crap done and out of the way. Man, it feels good. So in about two months, i should be getting laid. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

**Chuck 98 RT10** · October 25th, 2003, 01:03 AM

I'm going to try and do all of it on the internet this year but I'm not sure how much my family will appreciate porn vids. Is there anything else on the internet you can buy?

**Minivan Man** · October 25th, 2003, 01:05 AM

I firmly believe in Walmart Christmases. Just go there, and fill the basket up. Write the recipient name on the box with a magic marker in lieu of gift wrapping.

NOITALL · October 25th, 2003, 01:06 AM

wrapping is a waste of $$$ Just leave it in the bag and say "here"

**Jerome** · October 25th, 2003, 08:50 AM

I no longer celebrate Christmas, I have seen the light. Now I just have fun with Festivus...........it may be stupid, but it works for me. [img]/images/graemlins/flipa.gif[/img]

Sgt. Snatch · October 25th, 2003, 09:06 AM

I use foil to wrap shit

**Chuck 98 RT10** · October 25th, 2003, 09:26 AM

Festivis is good but I don't have anyone to join me in the Feats of Strength test.

It's also difficult to decorate that aluminum pole.

Thin Man · October 25th, 2003, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Snatch

I use foil to wrap shit

I always heard that "loved ones" preferred gifts you made...... but Snatch... that's a whole new low!!!

Thin Man · October 25th, 2003, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by tito

Yeah, so i went yesterday , i got all that crap done and out of the way. Man, it feels good. So in about two months, i should be getting laid. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Of course... you could just give the gifts now... and get laid now???

**Chuck 98 RT10** · October 25th, 2003, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MYDRMKR

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Originally Posted by Sgt. Snatch

I use foil to wrap shit

I always heard that "loved ones" preferred gifts you made...... but Snatch... that's a whole new low!!!

LOL I don't even think Snatch got that.

**Jerome** · October 25th, 2003, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Chuck 98 RT10

Festivis is good but I don't have anyone to join me in the Feats of Strength test.

Women are good for this. This must have slipped your mind Chuck [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

It's also difficult to decorate that aluminum pole.

You just leave it plain as Frank Costanza does. I know I do.....and yes I do have one. 3" id and 5' tall