The Yankees suck because.......

Joker · October 24th, 2003, 02:16 PM

You fill the rest.......

Because Jeter looks like his dad screwed somebody with down syndrome. He is almost crossed eyed.

BigCarrot · October 24th, 2003, 02:21 PM

Because I said so.

**Minivan Man** · October 24th, 2003, 02:24 PM

Because they are imperialist, colonialist dogs who needlessly interfere in world affairs! Everywhere I go, everyone hates the Yankees. I do not understand how one baseball team can be so involved in foreign politics, spying, and international intrigue, and yet still have the time to win (or lose) the World Series. Yankees go home!

**Hog Whisperer** · October 24th, 2003, 02:46 PM

..... because never have so many made so much and done so little.

**Smokin** · October 24th, 2003, 02:54 PM

because Yotony likes them

**onguardjeff** · October 24th, 2003, 03:41 PM

.... they are above the Mason-Dickson line.

**AUSTIN** · October 24th, 2003, 04:01 PM

Because they like to do cirlce-jerks before each game.

**Jerome** · October 24th, 2003, 04:03 PM

The Yankees suck because.......

The are Yankees.......nuff said

Joker · October 24th, 2003, 04:37 PM

.........YoTony said they are good at oral and Greek Style

BADVENOM · October 24th, 2003, 04:39 PM

Smokin and Jokey suck the big one because? Fill it in

A)They like it in the umpa?

B) They like it in the ear?

3) Tehy are related to MAtt the Natzi?

I said A for Smokin and B for jockstrap

:fist:

Tie · October 24th, 2003, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BADVENOM

Smokin and Jokey suck the big one because? Fill it in

A)They like it in the umpa?

B) They like it in the ear?

3) Tehy are related to MAtt the Natzi?

I said A for Smokin and B for jockstrap

:fist:

Oh phuck that's the funniest think you've said to date, I spewed some beer on the keyboard after reading choice "B"!!

City · October 24th, 2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BADVENOM

Smokin and Jokey suck the big one because? Fill it in

A)They like it in the umpa?

B) They like it in the ear?

3) Tehy are related to MAtt the Natzi?

I said A for Smokin and B for jockstrap

:fist:

Tony you are making me sweat out this series! I am holding YOU personally responsible if the fish get lucky. It should have all been over by now!

BADVENOM · October 24th, 2003, 05:16 PM

City, I AM THE BIGGETS yankee fan there is.I have been a YANKEE FAN SINCE THE AGE OF 5.

WAR ON THE MALINS!!! ,WAR ON EAR FUCKERS AND ANAL TAKERS!!!!!!!!!!

**Confrontational** · October 24th, 2003, 05:21 PM

Two words - Hillary Clinton!

gthomas · October 24th, 2003, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BADVENOM

City, I AM THE BIGGETS yankee fan there is.I have been a YANKEE FAN SINCE THE AGE OF 5.

WAR ON THE MALINS!!! ,WAR ON EAR FUCKERS AND ANAL TAKERS!!!!!!!!!!

WAR ON THE SKANKEES!!!
WAR ON THE ERA FUCKED AND ANAL GIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/flipa.gif[/img]

**Hog Whisperer** · October 24th, 2003, 05:34 PM

Did we really have to go anal on this thread?

In all seriousness, with the Yankee picthing staff (starters and in the bull pen), it's damned hard to believe it's come to this. Over confidence maybe? No, I don't think it's that because it wasn't like it was last year that they won the series.

So Yankee fans, what's the problem? Do you think that YoTony has hexxed you with all the FUCK THE RED SOX and FUCK THE MARLINS talk?

Yep, that's it!

gthomas · October 24th, 2003, 05:37 PM

The Yankees has me sweating there last inning last night.
(don;t tell Tony)

**Smackie** · October 24th, 2003, 05:47 PM

Memo To Dumbass Yankees Fan and Dumbass Marlins Fan...

Listen, if you're going to be on the whole "WAR...!!!" gravytrain, at least do it right. I don't know what the hell "WAR ON...." is.

If you're not funny in your ordinary lives, don't think adding "WAR...!!!" is going to change that. It just makes you look more stupid...or "a fucking stupider clit shitbag", if you went to PS 130 in Queens.

I understand that neither of you will be watching the game at MENSA HQ, but please...please!...stop fucking up my good work here. You come off sounding like fresh-off-the-boat Pakistanis attempting to recite a pirated Chris Rock "Bigger and Blacker" CD.

WAR THE MOLESTER UNCLE!!!