Have you ever notice that Posada looks like the elf that escaped the Keebler tree with his droopy ears, big pointed nose and needle shaped head and cave man long arms? Rivera looks like he should be selling cigars in Cuba. Pettite looks like a Satan worshiper when he looks from behind his glove. Jeter, well taht is obvious it aint his good looks why the ladies like him. He looks like Charlie Brown gone baseball. Bernie Williams looks like a crack dealer that needs to retire with all his grey hair. I am surprised they made it this far because they look like they just came off a Jerry Lewis Marathon where they were the main part of the show tap dancing to get those phones to ring.
They suck because they look like a bunch of retards. Please correct me if I am wrong?
p.s. Tony I am not the one that looks like Derek Jeter with water retention. I would bet though you are a better ball player than him. Talk about over paid and way over rated!
But it was proper, and restrained, unlike others.
And also, each of my paragraghs were a response to a paragragh, but at the end, it really irked me, that someone would take things I said, out of context, and basically act childish with the name calling. I think out of everything he could have said, that was way below the belt.
Oh, I have no problem joking around and all, but something like that is uncalled for.
the majority of the shit that goes on here is uncalled for honestly. it is part of what makes the board so cool. at the end of the day, you and _________ who gave you a hard time would get along. the majority of the ones here that give one another a hard time, are great friends. welcome to the alley my friend
gthomas...err "Radio"... you've done something nobody here ever expected to see come to fruition. In one fell swoop, you've displaced Tony as the Biggest Dumbass on Viper Alley.
If you actually thought I was calling you a molester, you are twice as stupid as I originally estimated you to be within that gun thread. Not only did you try to teach me about something I have sitting in the safe, but you tried to teach me about the folks I got it from. Niiiice. For your next act, why don't you try to tell me I don't know shit about my high school crush, who I put more rounds through than the 10/22, since you can look up her bio online at imdb.com. The only thing worse than a faux know-it-all is a sensitive one!
Get over yourself. I don't know how or when you were in the "midst of trouble" and I'm not sure how you thinking I glossed you a molestor fits into that...well, unless, you're a molester? I sure hope you're not a molester. I know if I was getting molested I wouldn't want a molester who had the intuition of a gerbil and the sack of Liza Minelli's husband.
The only thing I can see that you've molested are my fucking takes. "Radio", I think we need to get you an ankle bracelet and register you with the local police so that you can't walk around in school zones jacking up their jokes, too!
Now, let me treat you to the Chris Rock take that you took to heart. The bit basically talks about everyone's crazy uncles. Every family has that Alcoholic Uncle, a Gay Uncle (aka Aunt Tom), and the Molestor Uncle. It had nothing to do with you at all, other than me explaining that you fuck up all the jokes around here like the aforementioned FOB Pakistani trying to relay the Chris Rock DVD he pirated. Team up with Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum, the goddamn candlestick, and go buy yourself a fucking Clue, my man!
In case you haven't noticed, Viper Alley is no different than any other Darwinian Society. Eat or be eaten. Adapt or die. Either get a fucking sense of humor or take your SCUDs like a man. You can sit there and cry every time you get blasted like a tard or you decide to be the windshield instead of the proverbial bug.
What we can't have any more of is, not the "f-word", but your abundant stupidity. We have that around here like Africa has flies and AIDS. Actually, that reminds me. Like Quincy Jones and Michael Jackson tried to game up for Ethiopan famine back in the day with, "We Are the World, I'm going to help you. I'm going to assemble and ensemble cast of all The Alley celebrities to battle the fucking sense of humor famine around here. I'm going to call it "We Are the Money!!!" and all donations will be sent to people like you, "Radio", who jack up all my takes.
Here you go "Radio". I hope this funds the cure for your immunohumor deficiency and lines ol Smackie's pockets:
"There comes a time when we need a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people jacking Smackie's takes
Oh, and it's time to lend a hand to alleged molesters
The greatest gift of all
We can't go on pretending day by day
That someone, somehow will be more insane than IEAT...err, BADVENOM
We're all a part of The Alley
And the truth - you know a thrashing is all we need
We are the money!!! We are The Alley
We are the ones who make a brighter day
so let's start treating Smackie's takes right
There's a choice...err money...we're making
We're saving SeriousEric's eyes
It's true we'll make a funny joke
Just you and me
We'll send'em to Brett
So they know that someone cares
And their wallets will be thinner and lighter
As God has shown us
By turning the unfunny to funny
And so we all must lend a helping hand
We are the money!!! We are The Alley
We are the ones who make a brighter day
so let's start treating Smackie's takes right
There's a choice...err money...we're making
We're saving SeriousEric's eyes
It's true we'll make a funny joke
Just you and me
When you're down and out (or under house arrest)
There seems no hope at all that Radio will ever be funny (or smart)
But if you just believe in the take
There's no way we can fall
Well, well, well, we must realize
That we have to change the levels of horrible smack
Or PMUM will be rolling over in his grave
We are the money!!! We are The Alley
We are the ones who make a brighter day
so let's start treating Smackie's takes right
There's a choice...err money...we're making
We're saving SeriousEric's eyes
It's true we'll make a funny joke
Just you and me"
I'm speechless... Not really... Good fucking job, now can we change Molester's errr....gthomas' name to "Radio" and IEAT errrr..BadVenom back to IEAT? Can I get a huhrumph!!!????!!!!
Smackie, thank you for those kind words :fist:.You have to much time on your hands my friend. Your right about the alley, it's all fun . Back to the subject before Smackie dicks it all up. The Yankees are and always will be the center of baseball.Without the Yankees you would not have baseball.The Yankees are a magical team lose or win.They display what all teams lack, team effort. They are not vain self centered ego phucks who think that they make up a team as an individual.The Yankees are the greatest team in my lifetime and future to come. :thumb:
Hey Joker, how come you bring up my looks? That line is so corny.I like to see some pictures of most of you here.I bet I'll put most of you to shame in looks.Including you Joker.You fat bald basterd. If I was ina club with you Joker, the only thing you would pick up is my tab. yeah I do look like jeter on Roids, you like??
