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Old October 23rd, 2003, 06:21 PM   #1
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 06:23 PM   #2
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No thanks, I'll stick with mine. [img]/images/graemlins/puke.gif[/img]
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 06:25 PM   #3
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I get the feeling the blimp on the right deflated after she removed her drink!
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 06:28 PM   #4
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AUSTIN, didn't your mother ever tell you not to poop where you post. (Sheesh, just another BADVENOM variant.)
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 06:33 PM   #5
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Re: Redneck \"Cup Holder\"...

Hmm, perhaps the BURGER KING crown has more significance than it first appears. Maybe she got it for being a repeat customer...do ya think?
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 06:35 PM   #6
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smokin is gonna be pissed at you for posting pics of his g/f
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 06:41 PM   #7
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I get the feeling the blimp on the right deflated after she removed her drink!
Hey, Serious. How 'bout a blimpkin. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 07:09 PM   #8
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Re: Redneck \"Cup Holder\"...

I'm not bashing fat people - but here's a serious question.

How do people that big or bigger wipe their ass?

I mean their arms are too short to reach around the outer reaches of space and search for cling-ons from Uranus. This has been one of lifes mysteries to me.

Anyone know?

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Old October 23rd, 2003, 07:10 PM   #9
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I just puked [img]/images/graemlins/puke.gif[/img]
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 07:33 PM   #10
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I'm not bashing fat people - but here's a serious question.

How do people that big or bigger wipe their ass?

I mean their arms are too short to reach around the outer reaches of space and search for cling-ons from Uranus. This has been one of lifes mysteries to me.

Anyone know?


They dont wipe. They go swimming or wait until they get in the shower and let the water drain down their cracks. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]


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Old October 23rd, 2003, 08:01 PM   #11
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I get the feeling the blimp on the right deflated after she removed her drink!
Hey, Serious. How 'bout a blimpkin. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
I got nuthin but a limpkin for that blimpkin. And she needs a shave. I think I see propellor scars on her hide.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 08:38 PM   #12
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Re: Redneck \"Cup Holder\"...

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I'm not bashing fat people - but here's a serious question.

How do people that big or bigger wipe their ass?

I mean their arms are too short to reach around the outer reaches of space and search for cling-ons from Uranus. This has been one of lifes mysteries to me.

Anyone know?
That's a question better asked at dot morgue.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 09:31 PM   #13
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I think I see propellor scars on her hide.
That was what I've been looking for all day....... A good laugh.

Thanks Serious!


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Old October 23rd, 2003, 09:31 PM   #14
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I'm not bashing fat people - but here's a serious question.

How do people that big or bigger wipe their ass?

I mean their arms are too short to reach around the outer reaches of space and search for cling-ons from Uranus. This has been one of lifes mysteries to me.

Anyone know?
That's a question better asked at dot morgue.


Yeah right - ok - you post first [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

BTW - hope your foot makes a speedy recovery - that does not sound like any fun at all.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 10:39 PM   #15
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Re: Redneck \"Cup Holder\"...

I sent it to all my redneck pals and they said the point was ?
They said it was SOP.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 10:42 PM   #16
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Re: Redneck \"Cup Holder\"...

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Originally Posted by Torquemonster
I'm not bashing fat people - but here's a serious question.

How do people that big or bigger wipe their ass?

I mean their arms are too short to reach around the outer reaches of space and search for cling-ons from Uranus. This has been one of lifes mysteries to me.

Anyone know?
I will reply with a question. Can you smell them before you see them that should answer your question?
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 11:05 PM   #17
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Re: Redneck \"Cup Holder\"...

lol - guess that depends on how close the flaps seal during a shower as Austin said. Some cracks might be watertight - although could still provide an ideal museum for sweaty fluff collections.

At least when they bend over in low waist pants it provides somewhere to park your bicycle.

Love your avatar of the martial arts - that is great!!
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Old October 24th, 2003, 03:43 AM   #18
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Re: Redneck \"Cup Holder\"...

Sweet fuck that BK crown is just the perfect finishing touch on that shitstack...

I bet she's lost Whoppers in her goddamn folds that she finds from time to time.

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Old October 24th, 2003, 09:55 AM   #19
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That is just not right.
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Old October 24th, 2003, 11:10 AM   #20
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Here is another style
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