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Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"
Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:19 PM   #1
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Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

Muhammed took his own defense the first day and in the opening statement said, "We know something happened. They weren't there. I was."

Um, good defense, moron.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:22 PM   #2
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

Are you freaking serious??!!
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:23 PM   #3
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

Motion to shoot the 'snipers'.(the term sniper used sarcstically, in reference to this moron))
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:25 PM   #4
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

Yes, and yesterday he turned over his defense to his attornies saying he felt they could do a better job (this after telling the judge he had thought long and hard for months and decided he wanted to represent himself.)

He's also complaining about a toothache.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:31 PM   #5
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

He fired himself. I wish he'd fire on himself.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:33 PM   #6
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

I am rolling about that!! That is some funny material...you can't make stuff like that up.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:34 PM   #7
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

The whole thing is a circus. Its amazing the money being spent giving these two a "fair" trail - that all defendents should get such help in their defense. Its abd enough we have to pay for room and board for these two murderers, but now we have to foot a multimillion dollar prosecution/defense.

The whole thing is absurd.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:40 PM   #8
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

A defiant but determined John Muhammad took over his own defense Monday and challenged prosecutors to prove he was the mastermind of the spree of shootings that terrorized the Washington area a year ago, leaving 10 people dead.

"We know something happened. They weren't there, I was," Muhammad told the jury in opening statements.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:43 PM   #9
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

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Muhammed took his own defense the first day and in the opening statement said, "The prosecution doesnt know what happened. They weren't there. I was."
That's the same defense I use with the Game Warden.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:44 PM   #10
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

"I was peepin' through the trunk at those people so I know what happened! That big Barry White lookin' motherfucker chief Moose wadn't there so he don't know shit! De-fense rests."
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 12:46 PM   #11
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A defiant but determined John Muhammad took over his own defense Monday and challenged prosecutors to prove he was the mastermind of the spree of shootings that terrorized the Washington area a year ago, leaving 10 people dead.

"We know something happened. They weren't there, I was," Muhammad told the jury in opening statements.
What a douchebag, although I'm glad in the United States a fair trial is guarenteed. It's just like when Micheal Moore and other completely liberal, ungrateful assholes use a forum like the Academy Awards, etc to preach their agenda. I hate it but I have to respect their right to free speech.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 01:50 PM   #12
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

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Muhammed took his own defense the first day and in the opening statement said, "We know something happened. They weren't there. I was."

Um, good defense, moron.
That is just plain scary. Makes you wonder if they would have ever caught him if he was just a tad smarter.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 02:00 PM   #13
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Makes you wonder if they would have ever caught him if he was just a tad smarter.
Doubt it. It's not difficult to get away with murder, even serial murder.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 02:35 PM   #14
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Makes you wonder if they would have ever caught him if he was just a tad smarter.
Doubt it. It's not difficult to get away with murder, even serial murder.
Note to self: Be very, very nice to Chuck even though he has two Vipers...
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 03:24 PM   #15
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Makes you wonder if they would have ever caught him if he was just a tad smarter.
Doubt it. It's not difficult to get away with murder, even serial murder.
We need to compare notes.

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Old October 23rd, 2003, 04:33 PM   #16
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

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So by being liberal you're automaticaly ungrateful? Interesting. Not sure what being liberal has to do with the sniper trials... could you explain further?

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Old October 23rd, 2003, 04:53 PM   #17
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

The business of innocent until proven guilty, and due process, is a double-edge sword. However in this case, these two fucks were caught red handed and the above should never come into play. As mentioned before in another post, the money and time we are spending and essentially wasting on this "fair trial" is a joke. IMO these two wannabe Muslim faggots should be drug out in the middle of the street with every major news channel present and shot in the fucking head with the same gun they commited the murders with. Better yet, make it a pay-per view an recoup the money that is being blown on their trials.
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 04:56 PM   #18
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Re: Sniper Defense: \"They weren\'t there. I was.\"

Jump right in there fella!
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Old October 23rd, 2003, 05:08 PM   #19
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Jump right in there fella!
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The business of innocent until proven guilty, and due process, is a double-edge sword. However in this case, these two fucks were caught red handed and the above should never come into play. As mentioned before in another post, the money and time we are spending and essentially wasting on this "fair trial" is a joke. IMO these two wannabe Muslim faggots should be drug out in the middle of the street with every major news channel present and shot in the fucking head with the same gun they commited the murders with. Better yet, make it a pay-per view an recoup the money that is being blown on their trials.
BINGO!

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