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Old January 31st, 2003, 08:45 AM   #1
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C. Montgomery Burns, Viperalley's richest man, built his atomic energy fortune from the ground up after inheriting his father's atom-splitting factory. As owner of the Viperalley Nuclear Power Plant, he has been able to control local elections, manage a championship-winning baseball team, hold a chair on the board of Viperalley University and own the most exotic cars known to man. After a near-fatal shooting by that fudge packing red5 and a brief bankruptcy almost ended his empire, Mr. Burns returned to the seat of power where he resides to this day. More misunderstood than evil, Mr. Burns may possess unparalleled power in VIperalley, but he can barely lift a baseball bat. His hobbies include money fights with his private assistant, Linda, cultivating a wardrobe made entirely of innocent animals' pelts, driving his stable of exotic cars, and harmless flirting with some of Viperalley's most sexy ladies like Viperess.

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AE alert!!!

"fudge packing red5" BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Way to go Burns you dusty old corpse.
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Wonder who this is??
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After a near-fatal shooting by that fudge packing red5 and a brief bankruptcy almost ended his empire, Mr. Burns returned to the seat of power where he resides to this day.

This actually is rather funny..
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