The Pregnant Blonde Joke

[Nightstalker]

The Pregnant Blonde



A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home
from work, just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy
but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her. When
she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" He said, "Great,
tell me what you're so happy about!" She stopped jumping and was breathing
heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was
pregnant!

He was ecstatic! They had been trying for awhile. He kissed her and told
her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said, "Oh, honey,
there's more!"

He asked, "What do you mean, 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having
just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her
how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin pack, home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!!"

[weeztones]

Three women are sitting in a Gynocologist's office. One is blond, one is a redhead, and the other is a brunette. The brunette says, "mine's going to be a boy because I was on bottom during conception." The redhead says, "mine's going to be a girl because I was on top during conception." The blonde hears this and immediately starts crying. The other girls ask her why she is crying and the blond replies, "because I'm going to have puppies."











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