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Old September 29th, 2003, 02:45 PM   #1
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Rant: BlowJobs

There are these guys who go around mowing people yards, and they carry these motorized blowers on their backs. Typically they blow the grass they just cut into the street where they then blow it in random directions so as to not be in front of the home they just mowed. Problem is, it ends up in front of everyone elses home.

So, the otehr day I got out my blower and started blowing the shit that ended up in front of my house and someone comes out to complain that I'm messing up the front of their house by blowing my shit out of the front of mine. I politely try to explain that most of the crap was put there during the day when their yard service blew it in front of my home.

The guy gets even more irate, so I just crank up the blower and keep going about my business.

So, seems to me these guys with the BlowJob are just causing more problems by not using catchers in the first place. I think it time to write some letters.
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Old September 29th, 2003, 02:46 PM   #2
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

stupid mexicans.
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Old September 29th, 2003, 02:50 PM   #3
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

When they are mowing his yard next time, get your blower and blow it back to him when he is blowing.
And complain.
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Old September 29th, 2003, 02:51 PM   #4
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

I was in a restaurant last night and a guy was blowing shit around in the parking lot. I went to get in my car and it was covered with dust and grass! I found the guy in the parking lot and cussed him out! Fucking Mexicans! lol
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Old September 29th, 2003, 02:52 PM   #5
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

Seems to me BlowJobs in public places or communities should be illegal....

get a broom and sweep that shit up..
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Old September 29th, 2003, 02:53 PM   #6
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

they tried to outlaw them here in CA- the immigrant lobbyists had a field day- saying how it would put all the poor laborers out of work.

Here's an idea- buy a broom
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Old September 29th, 2003, 03:08 PM   #7
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

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I was in a restaurant last night and a guy was blowing shit around in the parking lot. I went to get in my car and it was covered with dust and grass! I found the guy in the parking lot and cussed him out! Fucking Mexicans! lol
Yeah I love that one. I watched out my office window one time as the Mexican leafblower went down a parking lot aisle blowin the crap off the pavement and onto a whole row of expensive cars. That's a big fuckin' help ... clean parking lot asphalt, dirty cars. Gracias pendecho!
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Old September 29th, 2003, 03:09 PM   #8
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

NO TEETH!....oh wait....what's this crap about yard maintenance???
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Old September 29th, 2003, 03:11 PM   #9
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

MP,

They do that around here too and it drives me nuts! It's almost as bad as the shitstains who take the 3 feet of snow at the end of their driveway and just toss it out into the freshly plowed street, creating a hard-packed layer of snow that everyone slides on.

If some assmonkeys were blowing yard debris in front of my house from some neighbors yard, I'd probably go ask the neighbor to make sure whoever he is paying is doing something other than blowing it in front of my house.

If that didn't help, I would just start blowing it all over his yard like you were doing.
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Old September 29th, 2003, 04:19 PM   #10
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

Rant on PJ. This is one of the few times I'll agree with you. I hate those fucking things. In fact, the openings are too small to be useful for anything else.
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Old September 29th, 2003, 04:28 PM   #11
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

You guys would love me, mine is loud as all hell. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old September 29th, 2003, 04:30 PM   #12
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You guys would love me, mine is loud as all hell. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old September 29th, 2003, 04:32 PM   #13
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No my gf does.

And my backpack blower is loud.
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Old September 29th, 2003, 05:01 PM   #14
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

Grab a newspaper, go over into your neighbors yard, squat down and take a shit just like Jim Carey did in Me, Myself, and Irene. That'll teach 'em.

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Old September 29th, 2003, 05:08 PM   #15
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

Something else that pisses me off is when they just try & blow the grass down the sewage drain! Or when they just blow the excess grass all over your freshly cut lawn, in such a way where it's hard for you to notice it. That is until your lawn burns in those areas! But rest assured when that blower comes on, they ARE NOT blowing it into a pile and then cleaning it up! That's just a way for them to be lazy & blow it where it doesn't belong! TOTAL

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Old September 29th, 2003, 06:49 PM   #16
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Re: Rant: BlowJobs

Let it go , get over it , Blow it off!!
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Old September 29th, 2003, 07:20 PM   #17
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Something else that pisses me off is when they just try & blow the grass down the sewage drain! Or when they just blow the excess grass all over your freshly cut lawn, in such a way where it's hard for you to notice it. That is until your lawn burns in those areas! But rest assured when that blower comes on, they ARE NOT blowing it into a pile and then cleaning it up! That's just a way for them to be lazy & blow it where it doesn't belong! TOTAL

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Something else that pisses me off is when they just try & blow the grass down the sewage drain! Or when they just blow the excess grass all over your freshly cut lawn, in such a way where it's hard for you to notice it. That is until your lawn burns in those areas! But rest assured when that blower comes on, they ARE NOT blowing it into a pile and then cleaning it up! That's just a way for them to be lazy & blow it where it doesn't belong! TOTAL

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stupid mexicans.
I never want to hear your mouth again the next time i make a canadian joke!



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