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Re: Officially Un-Employed!
I had a friend that lived in Dana Point, nice little pad on a hill. I couldn't believe the price of little condos there but if you got the cashola, why not! I am sure you will have no problem finding the nearest watering hole. WATCH OUT FOR THE BLOOD SUCKERS, I mean women.
Me and my buddy stopped in a bar around Dana Point and I was cracking up. There were these girls that looked like they just turned 18 and they are hanging all over these Depends Users. Dudes are barely alive and these chics are grinding on them and just being cute as can be. Then you had the older ladies who were young when they married their meal ticket, he has long since died being he was probably born in 1890. The old ladies had the cash and were hitting on the young studs. It was like a movie not one person was matched up to anybody close their age??? The true meat market. I am sitting there enjoying my beer out of a bottle (which was quite funny and I stood out, I guess they use glasses in those parts, bartender kind of paused when I said I just wanted the bottle) I am enjoying the jazz band minding my own business when my buddy elbows me and says there is a lady that has been staring at you non stop. Befor ehe points my first and natural thought is someone close to my age. WRONG I turn and this nasty old bag with tones of phucken diamonds all over her smiles. She must have been not a day younger than 70. I about spit my beer out because I just took a swig. ***Alright I am a whore, if I had not been married I migth have for $5k, I could use some $hit for my Spec Racer*** I ended moving to a different location and started up a conversation with a make Up Artist (well that is what she said) good looking. I was just entertainment until she could lock onto an old fart. Nice lady with bad intentions. She even admitted to it??
The topper was seeing this tall huge black man come in with full Cowboy duster, Stetson and leather chaps and looked like he came out of the Harlem version of Pale Rider???? I guess he was hip for the Jazz scene????
Just watch your wallet Snakebitten and your a$$, Remy might be in town!
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