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Old September 24th, 2003, 08:28 PM   #1
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these fucking shallow girls all say they are ready to get married, blah blah blah! how the hell can you know you are ready when you are a single, gold digging, slut? give me a fucking break.

"i am ready for Mr. Right, and i think Bob is the one. i havent seen him yet, but looks dont matter at all. i am in love with his personality. his stats say he likes long walks on the beach, and you know what? i do too!"


give me a fucking break. all they talk about is being competitive, how they are better than her, and how they will fulfill his needs better. how the fuck do you know what he wants? how can you say you are ready to be married to a guy that is choosing from 25 girls? so you are saying i can go fuck around with 24 other girls and you'll still love me? maybe this show isnt such a bad idea. i wonder if i can score the number of some of the losers
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Old September 24th, 2003, 08:30 PM   #2
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dude they are all sluts. We should just get those girls and have a Viper Alley gangbang on them. I am sure they won't argue with it. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old September 24th, 2003, 08:58 PM   #3
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They are all definitely gold digging sluts with a desire to be on the tube. A hopeless starving actresses last hope for a moment in the limelight. They know the guy isnt going to be a turd as far as looks go, so the bitches will put out. They know theyll get some chance at some coin or some fame at least, so why the hell not? If a marraige has anything to do with hollywierd, anything lasting longer than a day is a fuckin miracle
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Old September 24th, 2003, 09:13 PM   #4
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OK, I think that one of the black chicks, Karin, on there is hot. I guess I have jungle fever. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

[image]http://abc.go.com/primetime/bachelor/images/gallery/bachelorettes/240x360_karin.jpg[/image]

And this chick has some HUGE bouncing titties:

[image]http://abc.go.com/primetime/bachelor/images/gallery/bachelorettes/240x360_antoinette.jpg[/image]

Check out the rest an post your opinions. ABC's Bachelor Girl gallery

Bob, the bachelor actually lives in the Detroit area ands owns a mortgage company or somethign like that. The local shock jock morning radio crew interviewed him a few times after he appeared on the Bachelorette. He seems like a really cool, down to earth guy.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 09:24 PM   #5
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Karin is kinda cute. So is this Kristi:

[image]http://abc.go.com/primetime/bachelor/images/gallery/bachelorettes/240x360_kristi.jpg[/image]
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Old September 24th, 2003, 09:29 PM   #6
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They are all just OK. Nothing to get too excited about, fuckin hollywierd attention starved ho bags with a combined IQ of 250. Based on looks they are nothing you would kick out of bed (if you were choosing between your hand and some action), at the same time, they arent anything you would ever write home about. Seem more like the type you might take a second look at when you are out on the prowl sniffin for action, nothing more.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 09:49 PM   #7
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Old September 24th, 2003, 10:03 PM   #8
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Re: The Bachelor

In case you guys didnt know Bob was a contestant on the bachelorette. So all the girls already know what he looks like. He isn't rich, not even particularly good looking.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 10:04 PM   #9
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Viper Alley gang bang on Kelly Jo! She is hot and willing. Show her the Vipers and the clothes come off.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 10:45 PM   #10
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Re: The Bachelor

The only one shallower than these Low Life, No Talent, Whiney Little Bitches, Empty Headed, No Class, Douche Bags is the Hamster. I watched Performing As....
Some very talented people performed as a Famous Artists. The winner was a 19 year old girl, who performed as Aretha Franklin. She performed "Respect" to win $20,000.00 and tonight she did "Chain of Fools" to take the $200,000.00
Better than most of the Shows around. My 1 1/2 cents.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 11:15 PM   #11
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The only one shallower than these Low Life, No Talent, Whiney Little Bitches, Empty Headed, No Class, Douche Bags is the Hamster. I watched Performing As....
Some very talented people performed as a Famous Artists. The winner was a 19 year old girl, who performed as Aretha Franklin. She performed "Respect" to win $20,000.00 and tonight she did "Chain of Fools" to take the $200,000.00
Better than most of the Shows around. My 1 1/2 cents.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 11:16 PM   #12
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In case you guys didnt know Bob was a contestant on the bachelorette. So all the girls already know what he looks like. He isn't rich, not even particularly good looking.
but he has achieved mythical status, he's been on Oprah.
He's a funny goofball.
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Old September 25th, 2003, 01:24 AM   #13
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After that last thread of the Sgt. I aint saying anything about these broads.
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Old September 25th, 2003, 07:12 AM   #14
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Re: The Bachelor

You guys actually watch that crap?

The only reality shows I've seen are Bootcamp (because I found it amusing, their punishments were NOTHING like being on the island) and The Osbornes (because Ozzy fuking rules).

No survivor, no Joe fuckinmillionair, none of that shit.


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Old September 25th, 2003, 10:54 AM   #15
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Re: The Bachelor

What else am I supposed to do? Study?
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