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Old September 24th, 2003, 01:26 PM   #1
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These things SUCK! I fucking hate the fact that every single year the DFI comes in and basically paper rapes me and my companies. They go through everything. The little mother fucker is sitting across my desk talking to me as I type this. [img]/images/graemlins/flip2.gif[/img]
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Is he from the UK? Has he had a sex change?


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Old September 24th, 2003, 01:56 PM   #3
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You own guns don't you?
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Old September 24th, 2003, 02:55 PM   #4
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You own guns don't you?
And i have decided to start cleaning them while he is here. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/ar15firing.gif[/img]
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Old September 24th, 2003, 03:24 PM   #5
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Ah the Department of Insurance, like little Nazi's running around!

I have to jump through their Nazi hoops when Johhny Fraud Slip & Fall writes a letter of complaint to them. [img]/images/graemlins/flip2.gif[/img]
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Actually it is not insurance. But those guys can be just as bad.
These guys hit all of us every 1.5 years like clockwork. Even though I know they are comming, I still hate it.

This auditior is giving me the old "hey, were on the same team pal, we all want whats best for everyone" bullshit. The freindly auditors are the worst. They are hard to read and will smile while fucking your world.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 08:07 PM   #7
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....They are hard to read and will smile while fucking your world.

Speaking of that, how is Lawboy these days [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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3 more hours and it is over....

It is times like this that i am very happy that I have my shit together. The i 's are dottd and the T s are crossed. But I still hate this shit.

And to make things worse, the guy is trying to talk sports with me.. As if I know didly about sports. Gee dude, i played football in highschool and Rugby through undergrad.. Other than that who gives a fuck about it.. Im more of a player and less of a watcher.

As I type this I am hearing them talk about this big fucking they are doing witht he AGs office. Looks like I will have less competition in the area soon. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

By the way, doesn't it seem screwed up that a state agencies auditor wants to talk a lot about politics? He is really pushing the democrats. And to be honest with you, I don't feel like insulting his choice right now.
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Old September 25th, 2003, 11:48 AM   #9
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3 more hours and it is over....
Soooo, I take it you're loading?
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3 more hours and it is over....
Soooo, I take it you're loading?
Waiting for the response. Ready to cut all outgoing phone lines. Shovel behind desk. Possible new garden spot right out my window. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
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Old September 25th, 2003, 02:15 PM   #11
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Whoooooo Hooooo..


it is OVER!



And I have a Clean bill of health. [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] Its boat time. [img]/images/graemlins/wave.gif[/img]
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