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Old September 24th, 2003, 05:45 AM   #1
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Super Mike is in town, be very afraid!

SRT Mike pulled 2 amazing feats in 2 days, he is clearly on a roll.

This begs the question: Who will be his third victim?
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Old September 24th, 2003, 08:39 AM   #2
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Trading the spooge in for a little feces are you?
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Old September 24th, 2003, 08:48 AM   #3
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SRT Mike pulled 2 amazing feats in 2 days, he is clearly on a roll.

This begs the question: Who will be his third victim?
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Oh shut the fuck up you little brown noser. Just because your *lawyer* successfully beat an ill chosen rap by the prosecution doesn't make him your butt-budy.

Are we going to see you skipping around his heels like a little pup dog now? "What're we gonna do today Spike? Huh, gee, huh? Let's go muss up some of those Alley guys, huh? <dance, skip, dance> We'll show 'em who's boss, won't we Spike?"

This is why you're such a well loathed idiot ... you have no clue when to keep your stupid trap shut.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 09:06 AM   #4
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Re: Super Mike is in town, be very afraid!

I have a new name for you........



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Old September 24th, 2003, 09:51 AM   #5
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Yo Tony already gave him that name...
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Old September 24th, 2003, 10:19 AM   #6
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Re: Super Mike is in town, be very afraid!

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SRT Mike pulled 2 amazing feats in 2 days, he is clearly on a roll.

This begs the question: Who will be his third victim?
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Oh shut the fuck up you little brown noser. Just because your *lawyer* successfully beat an ill chosen rap by the prosecution doesn't make him your butt-budy.

Are we going to see you skipping around his heels like a little pup dog now? "What're we gonna do today Spike? Huh, gee, huh? Let's go muss up some of those Alley guys, huh? <dance, skip, dance> We'll show 'em who's boss, won't we Spike?"

This is why you're such a well loathed idiot ... you have no clue when to keep your stupid trap shut.


I believe that quote comes from Chester, so that will now be Remy's new nickname, Chester.

Spike is my friend 'cause he's so big and strong!
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Old September 24th, 2003, 11:28 AM   #7
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like i said earlier, remster has stray dog syndrome...

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Old September 24th, 2003, 01:10 PM   #8
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SRT Mike pulled 2 amazing feats in 2 days, he is clearly on a roll.

This begs the question: Who will be his third victim?
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Oh shut the fuck up you little brown noser. Just because your *lawyer* successfully beat an ill chosen rap by the prosecution doesn't make him your butt-budy.

Are we going to see you skipping around his heels like a little pup dog now? "What're we gonna do today Spike? Huh, gee, huh? Let's go muss up some of those Alley guys, huh? <dance, skip, dance> We'll show 'em who's boss, won't we Spike?"

This is why you're such a well loathed idiot ... you have no clue when to keep your stupid trap shut.


I believe that quote comes from Chester, so that will now be Remy's new nickname, Chester.

Spike is my friend 'cause he's so big and strong!
Exactly, Chester! I couldn't remember the name of the little punk-ass yap dog in the cartoon but you're right, it's Chester. And the big dog (Spike) was appropriately an English bulldog. Spike & Chester, Brunton & Remster, Tweedle-dee & Tweedle-dumb.

No offense Mike, but you lay down with dogs and you get fleas. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old September 24th, 2003, 01:23 PM   #9
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this is exactly like that little wiener kid back in elementary school. He got made fun of all the time then some day for some reason someone stands up for him and begins to feel accepted and turns into a sack rider. Then one day the kid who stood up for him punches him in the mouth.

ahh good old elementary school.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 02:19 PM   #10
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Then one day the kid who stood up for him punches him in the mouth.

ahh good old elementary school.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 02:33 PM   #11
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I'm just poking the bushes with my stick to get the racoons out.

It looks like a few came out. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

If mentioning how appreciative I am of Mike's deeds makes me a goober, then paint me slimy. My rule is to criticize the morons, and not forget to praise the wise. I'm not just a nay-sayer.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 03:26 PM   #12
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I'm just poking the bushes with my stick to get the racoons out.

It looks like a few came out. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

If mentioning how appreciative I am of Mike's deeds makes me a goober, then paint me slimy. My rule is to criticize the morons, and not forget to praise the wise. I'm not just a nay-sayer.
You just want a *buddy* ... you don't care who they are. And since when are die-cast French lemmings connoisseurs of wisdom? Drink the purple Kool-Aid, small beady eyed one and follow your CEO Yogi Baba onto the space ship of riches.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 03:32 PM   #13
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Ah another post from the nasty Frenchman. We got a little rain last night and apparently out where I live the desert frogs come out. I took great pleasure in running over the little frog bastards.

It looked like Freddy the French Frog was going to make it.....then.....SPLAT he met Joker's tire. I knocked off at least 10 Frenchy Frogs. It gave me great pleasure.

I killed the frogs in the name of everything Anti French. Those frogs are dead because of people like Remy and France.


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Old September 24th, 2003, 03:39 PM   #14
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I'm just poking the bushes with my stick to get the racoons out.

It looks like a few came out. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

If mentioning how appreciative I am of Mike's deeds makes me a goober, then paint me slimy. My rule is to criticize the morons, and not forget to praise the wise. I'm not just a nay-sayer.
You just want a *buddy* ... you don't care who they are. And since when are die-cast French lemmings connoisseurs of wisdom? Drink the purple Kool-Aid, small beady eyed one and follow your CEO Yogi Baba onto the space ship of riches.
no, I don't want a buddy, I am used to go it alone.
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Old September 24th, 2003, 03:40 PM   #15
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Ah another post from the nasty Frenchman. We got a little rain last night and apparently out where I live the desert frogs come out. I took great pleasure in running over the little frog bastards.

It looked like Freddy the French Frog was going to make it.....then.....SPLAT he met Joker's tire. I knocked off at least 10 Frenchy Frogs. It gave me great pleasure.

I killed the frogs in the name of everything Anti French. Those frogs are dead because of people like Remy and France.

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Old September 24th, 2003, 03:44 PM   #16
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no, I don't want a buddy, I am used to go it alone.
But I welcome help along the way, and will thank those who stand for what is fair.
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When Peta arrives I will be sure to start up the grill to cook some fresh dead red for them.

Nothing like eating the dead cooked flesh of another animal. Yummy!


Have you ever seen what a shotgun does to a toad? My new property just sits off of a wash and I make it a point to venture down at least once a week with my frog sticker to kill a few. It helps me vent my anger towards France and the people of France.
Liek the people of France, frogs are disgusting and useless.


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Old September 24th, 2003, 03:51 PM   #18
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Let's talk more about your childhood Joker, we'll get back to present day in the next session.

So, were you happy as a child? Did your Mommy bake you some cookies on sundays?
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Re: Super Mike is in town, be very afraid!

And while we're at it Dumbass, what was it like being a slimy little tadpole?

Is it true that a frog's ass is watertight? (I doubt if yours is)
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