Assclown award for today ... *drumroll please...*

Nameless

*drummroll*

RED5!!!

(((yaaaaay))) (((Cheering)))

Red5 wins the assclown of the day (AOD) award! Congrats!

MM

Jasonmiddletn

Jeff M

Just for today?? [image]http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif[/image][image]http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif[/image][image]http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif[/image][image]http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif[/image][image]http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif[/image]

Leaf001

What makes today different from every other day?

Nameless

This is not limit one per customer [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

MM

RedFive

Thankyou Thank you thankyou.


It is an honor to be awarded such a distinguishing medal from MM.
First I d like to thank my little bitch Mad Maxx himself. Without his loving attention to my member I would not be as satisfied as I am right now.
Madmaxx has been working so hard lately. I believe he has sores around his lips from all of the friction.
At times I feel like a bird flying to the nest to fill my beloved Madmaxxs mouth full of the sperm he so savagely drinks. I provide the nourishment he needs to survive through my penis.
Gerald, Im afraid the guys are comming by for cards again tonight. And they want you to throw on that little sexy french maid outfit again. Bubba promises to use a little more lubrication this time around.

Nameless

I'm sorry, did my whore say something? I warned you about talking without my permission bitch!

MM

BADVENOM

Shit, I thought I had won this fucken award..Oh well, another day..

Jerome

He must be a ventriloquist. Or else how could your bitch talk with a cock in his mouth?

Nameless

[image]http://www.adamsperformance.com/vetteback.jpg[/image]

Even red5's mom loves his corvette! Awww...

MM

Toby

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Nameless

Like I said, his mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance!

MM

NOITALL

Red 5's just sad that he will never amount to anything more than a corvette and a boat owner. Sad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

CAP

[quote=Red5] Thankyou Thank you thankyou.


I believe he has sores around his lips from all of the friction.
At times I feel like a bird flying to the nest to fill my beloved Madmaxxs mouth full of the sperm he so savagely drinks. I provide the nourishment he needs to survive through my penis.
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I REALLY don't get it. Being a heterosexual male, I can NOT understand how R5 seems to get such tremendous pleasure making these little word pictures where he gets blown by a homosexual male. That's just so ewwwwww. [img]/images/graemlins/puke.gif[/img] (How come he doesn't seem to be embarrassed? I'm kinda embarrassed for him when I read this crap.)

RedFive

yeah, it is a rather disgusting thought.
Thats it MadMaxx, you are not allowed to blow me.

Cap, being from CA, I didn't think anything would phaze you.

Nameless

Again I hear this light screaching, as if someone is trying to speak?

Out of all your threads, you've brought up homosexual tendendcies WAAAAAAY too much.

Now, go find some cones to circle around or something.

MM

CAP

[quote=Red5] Thats it MadMaxx, you are not allowed to blow me.
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See. This is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. If a male came up to me and said, "That's it. You are not allowed to blow me", I'd SERIOUSLY assume they were gay. What else could I assume? Again, ewwwww. [img]/images/graemlins/puke.gif[/img]

Nameless

No joke man.. EWWW

MM

Toby

I think its time to take out the trash.

Nameless

TTT