well Big Carrot and i cruise every sunday. well today, i went to his place after knowing about Jerry Springer, and asked to see the proof. well sure enough, "Willy" was there in his Wranglers, boots, and hat. it was by far the greatest thing i have seen on tv. for those of you that know Big Carrot personally, imagine that guy in a cowboy attire and talking like a true redneck. for those of you that dont, that isnt Big Carrot's style. Well after "Willy's" first girl comes out and learns that he had been cheating on her, the mistress comes out and lets Willy know that she has had a boyfriend for a year. well after the fighting, "Willy" says, and keep in mind he has a plaid shirt straight from a west texas ranch, "you done ruined my nicest damn shirt." the crowed loved Willy the most, he was a hit. At the end of the show when the guest are all brought together for Q and A, Willy got into a fight with an audience member and was brought back to his seat by 2 body guards. i think we should start a fund to get these mother fuckers on DVD b/c i would be first in line to buy one. After the Jerry Springer video, we went to eat food in the party district. well this is Big Carrot country as two girls sit down at a table next to us out on the patio. this patio backed up all the way to the street. Carrot charms the uglier of the two as the hot one sits back and says very little. Carrot and i leave and cruise around for about 10 minutes, well he decides he wanted her number so we turn around to see if they are still there. well sure enough they were, and Carrot pulls up to the curb, and into opposite traffic to talk to the girl. he just yells out, "hey, can i have your number," to the hotter one. the girl said, "who, hers?" and points to her ugly friend. "no, yours," reponds Carrot and she busts out her business card. it was classic Carrot, i wish the GTG guys were there to see it....
Right before I went on, they make you sign a form that says your story is true. She asked me flat out, so in the most proper, grammatically correct voice I could come up with, I told her that it wasn't true. She FREAKED out! "What the fuck, you don't even talk like that?!" It was hilarious! She really had no choice but to put me on! The whole show was already planned, and she said the cost to produce each episode was $100k! She told me that I'd better damn well be able to act! I just winked at her and told her Willy was ready! Right before I went on, one of the stage hands told me I couldn't take my Copenhagen on stage. To make it true to life, I told the grip that I'd whip his ass if he tried to take it! lol He looked scared as hell! It was a ton of fun!
Right before I went on, they make you sign a form that says your story is true. She asked me flat out, so in the most proper, grammatically correct voice I could come up with, I told her that it wasn't true. She FREAKED out! "What the fuck, you don't even talk like that?!" It was hilarious! She really had no choice but to put me on! The whole show was already planned, and she said the cost to produce each episode was $100k! She told me that I'd better damn well be able to act! I just winked at her and told her Willy was ready! Right before I went on, one of the stage hands told me I couldn't take my Copenhagen on stage. To make it true to life, I told the grip that I'd whip his ass if he tried to take it! lol He looked scared as hell! It was a ton of fun!
You've got to be kidding, for real?! Dude, I would love to see the show. Hey BigCarrot, thanks again for the look on the 99! Having a hard time parting with the 96(just can't bring myself to put it in the papers ).
Right before I went on, they make you sign a form that says your story is true. She asked me flat out, so in the most proper, grammatically correct voice I could come up with, I told her that it wasn't true. She FREAKED out! "What the fuck, you don't even talk like that?!" It was hilarious! She really had no choice but to put me on! The whole show was already planned, and she said the cost to produce each episode was $100k! She told me that I'd better damn well be able to act! I just winked at her and told her Willy was ready! Right before I went on, one of the stage hands told me I couldn't take my Copenhagen on stage. To make it true to life, I told the grip that I'd whip his ass if he tried to take it! lol He looked scared as hell! It was a ton of fun!
You've got to be kidding, for real?! Dude, I would love to see the show. Hey BigCarrot, thanks again for the look on the 99! Having a hard time parting with the 96(just can't bring myself to put it in the papers ).
That is hilarious! Props to Carrot for pulling one over on Jerry Springer! We NEED to get this converted to a digital format and someone post it. I wanna see Carrot playing Redneck.
Scammed my way to Chicago! BTW, Willy wasn't suppose to know that his girl was there with the other guy. We called each other on cellys when we got there, and at night we partied like it was 1999! The funniest thing was that the producer thought my friends were normal, so she put them up in a really nice hotel. Willy got stuck in a fucking Motel 6!!! After I broke the news to the producer about the scam, I asked her about the shitbox of a hotel that she stuck me in. It was like a half star! She told me that she thought a redneck that had never been out of Texas would think it was swanky! She figured Willy would think it was real keen to have that nice man leave the light on for him!
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