so I get to the window to check it out, and this guy stumbles in the middle of the street (no cars) and pumps his arm and gives a big Wooohoooo [img]/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] to 2 chicks across the street who were blabbing with 2 guys...
The drunk guys walk away, screaming, and the 2 chicks say goodbye [img]/images/graemlins/wave.gif[/img] to the 2 guys.
The chicks get to the car, and one runs off, I thought to her car... nope... gets in a dark corner and drops her pants [img]/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif[/img] to relieve herself...
Was too dark to see anything [img]/images/graemlins/freak3.gif[/img], but I'm still chuckling.
That corner is the back of a restaurant... workers usually sit out there smoking and chatting on their breaks. :doh: Won't be so nice for a while!
I hate when the locals do that. It's why I moved to the back woods of New Hampshire. Only think I hear at night is a rabbit getting eaten by a coyote. Or the ducks in the back yard when a deer come in the back yard.
In Ohio, we have sober fools to go along with our usual drunken fools. The drunken fools sober up eventually, but the sober fools remains a fool forever.
I have a bar 2 doors down across the street, and a stripjoint in my backyard. 2AM is when I get out the popcorn and sit on my front porch. It's a blast, until I realize that I probably looked just like that the night before.
I have a bar 2 doors down across the street, and a stripjoint in my backyard. 2AM is when I get out the popcorn and sit on my front porch. It's a blast, until I realize that I probably looked just like that the night before.
In Ohio, we have sober fools to go along with our usual drunken fools. The drunken fools sober up eventually, but the sober fools remains a fool forever.
Except that, too often, the drunken fools sober up into sober fools.
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