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Old September 21st, 2003, 02:44 AM   #1
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Got pulled over tonight. Funny thing is that the cop was beside me while driving a few blocks then he decides to get behind me so I knew something was up by the time he starting tailgating me to run my plates, I was just waiting for the lights to come on..... The cop comes up, I alredy have my license out and insurance and I ask him why I was pulled over and he says "give me a second" GIVE YOU A SECOND, WTF is that shit? So I sit there as he glances over my ID and stuff and he finally says "have you been drinking tonight, I smell alcohol all over you and the car" I was like what the fuck, bullshit, I had just got out of the shower and had on some Ralph Lauren Romance cologne so no I have not been drinking, I just got done working out too. So basically what this jackass cop does is pick me out of several cars or something and decides to pull me over. The cop did however get lucky and gave me a citation for an expired registration (yeah, the new one has been sitting on my desk for weeks now :doh: ) Its still fucking bullshit to say the least and his excuse for pulling me over in the first place is FUCKING LAME. I wasn't speeding, signaled correctly, had on my seat belt and was obeying all the laws, bullshit if you ask me. Oh well, thats my rant for the night. Guess I will go take care of this Monday morning after class.
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Old September 21st, 2003, 02:46 AM   #2
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Rant away. If you had the registration, what else would he have written you up on?



It does sound lame reason for the traffic stop.

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Old September 21st, 2003, 02:48 AM   #3
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Rant away. If you had the registration, what else would he have written you up on?



It does sound lame reason for the traffic stop.

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Nothing, he was just being a fucktard piece of donut eating shit and decided he was bored and pulled me over. No worries, I have the registration and its like a 10$ fine. Fuck it.
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Old September 21st, 2003, 02:48 AM   #4
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I totally side with the cop. I mean I can smell alcohol on cars all the time.

Looks like it was just your night to get snagged by "Texas' Finest." Atleast they weren't out catching real criminals.
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Old September 21st, 2003, 02:56 AM   #5
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I totally side with the cop. I mean I can smell alcohol on cars all the time.

Looks like it was just your night to get snagged by "Texas' Finest." Atleast they weren't out catching real criminals.
I go to accidents all the time, Every cop up here says 'I smell alcohol in the car'. Have to be careful with that term. There are different types of (chemical term) ETOH used in a car. Air freshers, aftershave, some mouthwashes, all have some degree of ETOH in them.
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Old September 21st, 2003, 02:57 AM   #6
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Damn Snatchy, this hasnt been a good day for you has it? First no one tells you about the get together and you miss out on it. Now this! I feel for ya. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]



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Old September 21st, 2003, 02:58 AM   #7
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Damn Snatchy, this hasnt been a good day for you has it? First no one tells you about the get together and you miss out on it. Now this! I feel for ya. [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]


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Old September 21st, 2003, 02:59 AM   #8
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Got pulled over tonight. I was like what the fuck, bullshit, I had just got out of the shower and had on some Ralph Lauren Romance cologne so no I have not been drinking, I just got done working out too. So
Man snatch you were on super poon patrol

I'll bet you had you square toe shoes on to











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Old September 21st, 2003, 03:00 AM   #9
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Got pulled over tonight. I was like what the fuck, bullshit, I had just got out of the shower and had on some Ralph Lauren Romance cologne so no I have not been drinking, I just got done working out too. So
Man snatch you were on super poon patrol

I'll bet you had you square toe shoes on to

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Old September 21st, 2003, 03:01 AM   #10
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Hey Snatch, I dont know if you watch Comedy Central or not? But if you ever get a chance, watch "Reno 911". It makes fun of COPS and it is HILARIOUS!! And the funniest thing is, is that its SOOO TRUE! Or atleast we would like to think it is anyway. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]


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Old September 21st, 2003, 03:02 AM   #11
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Hey Snatch, I dont know if you watch Comedy Central or not? But if you ever get a chance, watch "Reno 911". It makes fun of COPS and it is HILARIOUS!! And the funniest thing is, is that its SOOO TRUE! Or atleast we would like to think it is anyway. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

I have heard of it and have been meaning to watch it. I do like Crank Yankers though.....
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Old September 21st, 2003, 03:03 AM   #12
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Crank Yankers is funny shit! Especially the mentally challenged one.


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Old September 21st, 2003, 03:04 AM   #13
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Crank Yankers is funny shit! Especially the mentally challenged one.


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Old September 21st, 2003, 03:08 AM   #14
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Is he the older English gentleman with the beard and has money? Have you seen the one with the guy that burps a lot and is on the phone with the phone sales person. The guy thinks that someone is on his line burping?

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Is he the older English gentleman with the beard and has money? Have you seen the one with the guy that burps a lot and is on the phone with the phone sales person. The guy thinks that someone is on his line burping?
Yeah, thats him. Funny shit all around.
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I would say that life is pissing in your hat. Tomorrow will be better, we hope.
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Austin, your new avatar cracked me up! :atu:
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