The Italian says "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine"
The Frenchie says "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have cognac"
The Russian says "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka"
The German says "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer"
The Mexican says "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila"
The Jew says "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes"
My dad finds a way of cracking me up when I least expect it
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