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Old September 17th, 2003, 12:59 PM   #1
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Two Arabs are chatting. One pulls out his wallet and starts flipping
through pictures.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr."

"Here's my second son. He's a martyr too."

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says,
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Re: Two Arabs chatting

I got this one e-mailed to me this morning:

Two arab families land in the U.S. together looking for a new life.

The fathers of the two families make a wager before departing the airport.

"I'll bet you a hundred bucks I am more American than you in a years time"

A year goes by, and they meet up to settle the bet. Arab #1 says:

"I am more American than you. I joined the local NRA, my wife sells tupperware, and my kids both play football."

Arab #2 grabs the $200 and says:

"FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU STUPID RAGHEAD!!!!"

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I got this one e-mailed to me this morning:

Two arab families land in the U.S. together looking for a new life.

The fathers of the two families make a wager before departing the airport.

"I'll bet you a hundred bucks I am more American than you in a years time"

A year goes by, and they meet up to settle the bet. Arab #1 says:

"I am more American than you. I joined the local NRA, my wife sells tupperware, and my kids both play football."

Arab #2 grabs the $200 and says:

"FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU STUPID RAGHEAD!!!!"


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