Brain Farts

[SeriousEric]

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies
and death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal
anti-smoking campaign.
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the
country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the
president."

--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just
the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were
selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."

--John Wayne
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air
and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

--Dan Quayle
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" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another"

--George Bush, US President
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

--Lee Iacocca
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"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."

--Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman
Einstein."

--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

--Bill Clinton, President
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

--Al Gore, VP
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice
that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in
your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

[BigCarrot]

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[Nightstalker]

BWAAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!

[samehereasthere]

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."

--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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VCA policy and procedure 11a1b.315?

[ladynohsreg]

"Telling people to be patient and work at it(success) for 20 years is no great advice, anyone knows that"

Remster


"I'm still here because the country will get fixed soon, as soon as the democrats get back on top"

Remster

more of a Fart with a brain. But a glimpse into the liberal mind is always interesting.

[RockStar]

How can you exclude Yogi Berra from this list?

"Baseball is 50 percent physical, and 90 percent mental"

[SeriousEric]

Originally Posted by ladynohsreg

"Telling people to be patient and work at it(success) for 20 years is no great advice, anyone knows that"

Remster

You thought that one was a real peach too huh? Do you wonder if he even sensed any bit of the irony in that statement?

[Biggest]

Originally Posted by SeriousEric

You thought that one was a real peach too huh? Do you wonder if he even sensed any bit of the irony in that statement?

...liks shooting fish in a barrel..... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Whitebeard]

Re: Brain Farts [Re:SeriousEric]
#134565 - Wed, Sep 17 11:41 AM - Words: 6 Reply Quote Quick Reply




So said SeriousEric:
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So said ladynohsreg:
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"Telling people to be patient and work at it(success) for 20 years is no great advice, anyone knows that"

Remster



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You thought that one was a real peach too huh? Do you wonder if he even sensed any bit of the irony in that statement?


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...liks shooting fish in a barrel.....



no challenge.

[GTS Dean]

Originally Posted by Redbeard the Pirate

...liks shooting fish in a barrel.....



no challenge.

Just because it isn't a challenge doesn't mean it can't be fun... [img]/images/graemlins/ar15firing.gif[/img]