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Old January 28th, 2003, 03:52 PM   #1
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Valentines Day

Not the most popular day of the year, yet it is a nessasary evil for those of us who have a woman in our lives. We're looking at just over two weeks, so some of us need to get the gears turning and figure out what needs to be done.

Have no doubt, even if she says she dosen't want anything-she does.

If she says she doesn't like or want flowers-she does and expects them.

If she says she dosen't want jewelry-she's a fucking liar.

So if you think your going to be able to weasel out of blowing a wad on the 14th; than plan on beating your meat to Victoria Secret catalogs for the next month. I'm hoping that a few of us will post some good ideas to limit the damage to our credit card balances, and ensure the steady flow of poon.
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Old January 28th, 2003, 03:53 PM   #2
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very very good topic!! what the fuck am i going to do? i dont have any victoria's secret catalogs!
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Old January 28th, 2003, 03:54 PM   #3
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Old January 28th, 2003, 03:56 PM   #4
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Sears catalog-lingerie section or Craftsman tool section. Which ever is your flavor.
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Old January 28th, 2003, 03:57 PM   #5
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Re: Valentines Day

I'm going to see STOMP. It was actually part of her Xmas present.. tickets to the nutcracker, stomp and phantom of the opera. 400$ up front, but i'm golden most of the 2003 year now [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:03 PM   #6
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I took my girl to Vegas for X-mas and saw the Blue Man Group, it was worth it. I need to come up with something a little different this time around though. I normally wouldn't be that concerned about it, as I normally pull something out of my ass at the last moment. The last year has been pretty rough, and Wen has really stuck with me through all the BS. Something I definatley wouldn't expect of anyone.
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:03 PM   #7
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Worst "holiday" of the year by far!!! This day was created by women to back us single guys dating several women into a corner and have to choose one. [img]/images/graemlins/angry.gif[/img]

I think I am going to be out of town on business......and make several "I wish I was there calls." What a PITA.
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:04 PM   #8
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a pair of slippers and a Vibrator. If she doesnt like the slippers, at least she can go F^&* herself
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:06 PM   #9
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Re: Valentines Day

I've rented a limo and we're going to the city to a nice dinner at Aqua in SF. Followed up by a visit to the starlight room and some jazz before heading home.

I've never done valentines day before, i just found some inspiration [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:10 PM   #10
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[quote=Anthony - 98 GTS] Worst "holiday" of the year by far!!! This day was created by women to back us single guys dating several women into a corner and have to choose one. [img]/images/graemlins/angry.gif[/img]

I think I am going to be out of town on business......and make several "I wish I was there calls." What a PITA. <hr /></blockquote>

Yea, and it's my birthday to boot. Talking about getting robbed. The two times your guaranteed to get laid every year-your birthday and Valentines Day-and they're both on the same day. I just can't catch a break.
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:14 PM   #11
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[quote=Leaf001] Yea, and it's my birthday to boot. Talking about getting robbed. The two times your guaranteed to get laid every year-your birthday and Valentines Day-and they're both on the same day. I just can't catch a break. <hr /></blockquote>


Just do it twice... [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:16 PM   #12
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Yea, and it's my birthday to boot. Talking about getting robbed. The two times your guaranteed to get laid every year-your birthday and Valentines Day-and they're both on the same day. I just can't catch a break. <hr /></blockquote>

Perfect, tell her for your birthday all you want is not to have to get her anything for Valentine's Day.
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:18 PM   #13
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Re: Valentines Day

My wife and I dont exchange presents at anytime of the year except Christmas. Even then I am the one who buys the expensive stuff....I get socks and underwear.

We buy so much stuff throughout the year it seems silly to buy some token present expressing our love for each other when we express our feelings everyday.
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:23 PM   #14
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[quote=TobyT] it seems silly to buy some token present expressing our love for each other <hr /></blockquote>

Especially when a good blowjob will do.
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:23 PM   #15
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toby does your wife read this board.....???
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:24 PM   #16
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[quote=Chuck 98 RT10] [quote=TobyT] it seems silly to buy some token present expressing our love for each other <hr /></blockquote>

Especially when a good blowjob will do. <hr /></blockquote>

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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:25 PM   #17
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no why? If you are wondering if I have something to hide..I don't. She and I are best friends and she is in 100% agreement on what I said above.
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:26 PM   #18
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i was kidding, it is good that you and your wife are that close, i was only kidding
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:26 PM   #19
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On a serious note - get her anything from Tiffany's - they have a decent selection of stuff as low as $200-300.

For some odd reason that little blue box is a guaranteed key to open her little box.
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Old January 28th, 2003, 04:28 PM   #20
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[quote=RedSnakeGTS] i was kidding, it is good that you and your wife are that close, i was only kidding <hr /></blockquote>

I know you were... it's all in fun.
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