Got my first VIPER magazine last nite..............

plumcrazy · September 10th, 2003, 07:39 PM

...and IT SUCKS. what a waste of money. VERY unimpressive.

Am i the only one who thinks this? I cant be.....can I???

are there any other viper mags?

NOITALL · September 10th, 2003, 07:48 PM

yeah it's all full of crap pretty much except for the 4 pages devoted to tech info. All the rest is about how a bynch of windbreakers got together at IHOP to discuss zaino techniques and participate in a circle jerk. It's fucking lamesauce.

**-RUNNR** · September 10th, 2003, 07:54 PM

Is my name still in it? Back in the back under the webpage stuff? Special Projects or something...

NOITALL · September 10th, 2003, 07:58 PM

it was last month. i circled it and wrote "asshat"

**-RUNNR** · September 10th, 2003, 07:58 PM

bastage!

**Jerome** · September 10th, 2003, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Craig201MPH

it was last month. i circled it and wrote "asshat"

Don't listen to him Don, he told me he splooged on it. [img]/images/graemlins/greddy.gif[/img]

E-Slab · September 10th, 2003, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Craig201MPH

yeah it's all full of crap pretty much except for the 4 pages devoted to tech info. All the rest is about how a bynch of windbreakers got together at IHOP to discuss zaino techniques and participate in a circle jerk. It's fucking lamesauce.

was Moundir working?

**Jerome** · September 10th, 2003, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RedSnakeGTS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craig201MPH

yeah it's all full of crap pretty much except for the 4 pages devoted to tech info. All the rest is about how a bynch of windbreakers got together at IHOP to discuss zaino techniques and participate in a circle jerk. It's fucking lamesauce.

was Moundir working?

I want to know wtf a "bynch" is?

SRT Mike · September 10th, 2003, 08:39 PM

It's a PR mechanism for DC, nothing more. They only print stories of how some dude was a loser then he got a Viper now everyone loves him - it's a self-congratulatory circle-jerk publication.

If they covered real racing, had honest to goodness GOOD technical info, and actually answered questions like "what is the deal with SRT valves?" instead of "should I use 2 or 3 coats of Zaino?".

Vipermag embodies everything that aggravates me about the VCA

Mark O · September 10th, 2003, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SRT Mike

They only print stories of how some dude was a loser then he got a Viper now everyone loves him - it's a self-congratulatory circle-jerk publication.

Don't forget the token Viper MILFs & broads they throw in every couple of issues just to give the windbreakers something to look at. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

**Jerome** · September 10th, 2003, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mark O

Quote:

Originally Posted by SRT Mike

They only print stories of how some dude was a loser then he got a Viper now everyone loves him - it's a self-congratulatory circle-jerk publication.

Don't forget the token Viper MILFs & broads they throw in every couple of issues just to give the windbreakers something to look at. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

You best behave, the good lady Viperess was in one issue you now. And no, it is not for sale. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Sick basturds

Mark O · September 10th, 2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerome

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark O

Quote:

Originally Posted by SRT Mike

They only print stories of how some dude was a loser then he got a Viper now everyone loves him - it's a self-congratulatory circle-jerk publication.

Don't forget the token Viper MILFs & broads they throw in every couple of issues just to give the windbreakers something to look at. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

You best behave, the good lady Viperess was in one issue you now. And no, it is not for sale. [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

Sick basturds

Like I said!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]

**V10 MOJO** · September 10th, 2003, 10:45 PM

i quit mine after the first yr, wont renew, nothing worthwhile in it, a shame too cause it could be a wealth of info if done right...hmmmmmm theres an idea, a REAL viper magazine

:fist:

SUN RA KAT · September 10th, 2003, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by V10 MOJO

i quit mine after the first yr, wont renew, nothing worthwhile in it, a shame too cause it could be a wealth of info if done right...hmmmmmm theres an idea, a REAL viper magazine

:fist:

[b]Hey, MOJO- Man, future holder of the 9 second 60 foot time at Norwalk, get yourself a copy and go to pages 40 & 41 to see an article with a wealth of info done right. You might recognise the unpaid author of page 41... [img]/images/graemlins/yay.gif[/img]

**V10 MOJO** · September 10th, 2003, 11:04 PM

im outta the loop kat bring it with you to the LK motel.

you some kinda hemmingway or something, LOL

LMFAO- nine second sixty foot time, you got me confused with snakebitten [img]/images/graemlins/supergrin.gif[/img]

SUN RA KAT · September 10th, 2003, 11:30 PM

Snake Bitten is going to suck on his tank of NOS and run the tank of PBR into his throttle bodies. I think youse guys may have a close race at Norwalk.

[img]/images/graemlins/gr_driving3.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/gr_driving3.gif[/img]
MOJO & Snake Bitten

plumcrazy · September 11th, 2003, 05:26 AM

SUN RA KAT, I noticed it was you.

so im NOT the only one who thinks this mag sucks then.

a shame cause it is good quality paper and print, just nothing in between the covers to read worthwhile.

**Toby** · September 11th, 2003, 09:46 AM

I usually look the magazine over at the book store...then put it back. Not worth purchasing.

slaughterj · September 11th, 2003, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Toby

I usually look the magazine over at the book store...then put it back. Not worth purchasing.

I've heard several mention over time about it being in the book store, is this typically found in B&N, Borders, etc.? Seems odd for it to be found there...