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Old November 26th, 2009, 05:46 PM   #1
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Dolly Parton-would you??????

Alright, so I have polished off about 3/4 bottle of Maker's Mark this fine Thanksgiving afternoon, in addition to a few beers and 3 glasses of Cabernet. Got tired of watching boring ass NFL games, blowing through channels and Larry King has an interview from earlier this year on CNN with Dolly Parton. She looks fairly hot, so much so that in my mostly intoxicated state, I would not say no. Am I that lit up, or does she still look good for an old lady. I would say still doable, guaranteed good titty F.

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Old November 26th, 2009, 06:25 PM   #3
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Alright, so I have polished off about 3/4 bottle of Maker's Mark this fine Thanksgiving afternoon, in addition to a few beers and 3 glasses of Cabernet. Got tired of watching boring ass NFL games, blowing through channels and Larry King has an interview from earlier this year on CNN with Dolly Parton. She looks fairly hot, so much so that in my mostly intoxicated state, I would not say no. Am I that lit up, or does she still look good for an old lady. I would say still doable, guaranteed good titty F.

Happy Turkey day,

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Old November 26th, 2009, 06:31 PM   #4
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Old November 26th, 2009, 07:20 PM   #5
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haha - what you young wipper snappers do not yet know is that a good woman reaches her sexual prime after 40.

Ok - ignore the frigid and chronically repressed (whether religious or otherwise)

it just gets better and better as a woman learns to go places she never dreamed existed when younger... and when they can combine body, mind, and soul into one - they leave the younger babes for dead....

unless you just want to be like a wild boar that eats, roots, shoots and leaves

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haha - what you young wipper snappers do not yet know is that a good woman reaches her sexual prime after 40.

Ok - ignore the frigid and chronically repressed (whether religious or otherwise)

it just gets better and better as a woman learns to go places she never dreamed existed when younger... and when they can combine body, mind, and soul into one - they leave the younger babes for dead....

unless you just want to be like a wild boar that eats, roots, shoots and leaves

lol
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It's not "sexual prime" my friend, they simply get slower and easier to catch.
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Barry,

It's not "sexual prime" my friend, they simply get slower and easier to catch.






mostly true I am sure....

but when they decide to become an exception..... they don't need to fake nothing
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I predict that within the next few years, Dolly's going to morph into Phyllis Diller.

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