Chimp attack survivor shows her face for the 1st time

[bushido]

Damn that chimp must of been a black belt.
Sucks for her though..

LiveLeak.com - Chimp Attack Survivor Shows Her Face

[Rocman]

I guess the chimp that attacked you was a third degree black belt.

[AndrewDoe]

That's f$%^'d up....She said she only lives for her daughter.......

[bushido]

Originally Posted by Rocman

I guess the chimp that attacked you was a third degree black belt.

Don't you have work to do?

[No Man]

I always heard that bushido fell asleep on a rock while foraging for small mammals in the Gobi desert and a Gila monster with a penchant for man sushi chewed on his face.

[Rocman]

Originally Posted by bushido

Don't you have work to do?

Come on. You have to give the chimp that attacked you some credit. How many chimps would think of smashing their victim's face with a frying pan?

[bushido]

Originally Posted by No Man

I always heard that bushido fell asleep on a rock while foraging for small mammals in the Gobi desert and a Gila monster with a penchant for man sushi chewed on his face.

I heard that you and your friends go out to the strip club every friday night..

[No Man]

Being quite the sound sleeper, the Gila chewed all the way into bushido's middle nasal concha before he awoke shouting "wah da fook!, wa da fook!"

[BDFC]

[bushido]

Originally Posted by No Man

Being quite the sound sleeper, the Gila chewed all the way into bushido's middle nasal concha before he awoke shouting "wah da fook!, wa da fook!"

Do the strippers look like this?

[No Man]

There's something they didn't tell you in that video. In the green room before the show, that poor blind woman put her hands on Oprah's face and screamed out in abject horror thinking the attack was beginning all over again. They had to give her a rattle toy to settle her down.

[Rocman]

Originally Posted by No Man

They had to give her a rattle toy to settle her down.

In other words, Bushido was backstage.

[bushido]

Originally Posted by Rocman

In other words, Bushido was backstage.

That was your rattling dough roller..

[No Man]

The one positive aspect to this thread is the usual horny brash internet studs are not lining up to publicly proclaim their willingness to hit it.

[Rocman]

Any accidental offspring would be very Bushido-like, which in the Viper world can be looked at as a hindrance.

[bushido]

Originally Posted by Rocman

Any accidental offspring would be very Bushido-like, which in the Viper world can be looked at as a hindrance.

All that cornstarch and flour has turned your brain into jell-o.
Now go bake me one of your Pillsbury specials, dipshit..

[-FROG-]

Freak accidents happen all the time, but man... who would have thought a Chimp would do something like this? It is a wild animal so it's to be expected I guess.... Just looks like it was trying to get to the brain, be entering through the face. I wonder did it repetitively punch her face? Did it gnaw off her face? How did it totally destroy her face?

[1268]

Fuck...poor lady looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!! Damn...

[SNIFFER BEAVER]

Fucking thing chewed he hand and fingers off.

[boplaw]

He was pissed because he didn't get his Old Navy royalties after ON went belly up:

Chimp attack 911 call: 'He's ripping her apart' - CNN.com